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      <title>After Reinsdorf</title>
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      <published>2013-05-22T16:56:52Z</published>
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      <author><name>mjha</name></author>
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        <p><a href="http://www.suntimes.com/sports/20260769-419/reinsdorf-to-family-when-i-die-sell-white-sox-keep-bulls.html?intcmp=emailheadlines">Sell Sox, Keep Bulls!</a>
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      <title>Handy Man</title>
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      <published>2013-05-18T12:42:54Z</published>
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        <p>Mantos helped Dunn change the position of his hands on the bat and now Dunn has 4 homers in four games, plus 2 stolen by great defense, and 2 doubles. He got Flowers to change his hands too at the same time and Flowers has gone 5-14 since then (.357). 
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There might be something to this Mantos guy.
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      <title>Sox vs. Halos&#8230;</title>
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      <published>2013-05-16T23:15:33Z</published>
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        <p>Angels lead 4-2 top of the 7th.
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Wimpy is sitting in for Stone Pony in the booth. 
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I don&#8217;t care what  anyone says, I miss Tom Paciorek in the booth. Don&#8217;t get me wrong, Steve Stone is simply the best analyst in the game, and I enjoy his presence in the booth, but Paciorek always brought a certain fun goofiness to the broadcast I always found entertaining
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      <title>Sale Pitches a Gem.</title>
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      <published>2013-05-12T21:40:32Z</published>
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        <p>Tosses a 1 hitter against the Angels. Sox win 3-0
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    <entry>
      <title>&#8220;Don&#8217;t Shush Me&#8221;</title>
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      <published>2013-05-12T14:21:35Z</published>
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        <p><a href="http://xfinity.comcast.net/articles/sports-mlb/20130512/Yankees-Joba.Scolds.Rivera/">Gotta love teammates.</a>
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    <entry>
      <title>Throw backs should have been thrown away.</title>
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      <published>2013-05-12T20:23:23Z</published>
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        <p>What&#8217;s with Sunday&#8217;s uniforms?&nbsp; The only ones worse were the softball style from a couple years earlier.
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      <title>Error Error Will Robinson</title>
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      <published>2013-05-11T10:03:01Z</published>
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        <p><a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2013_05_10_anamlb_chamlb_1&amp;mode=recap_home&amp;c_id=cws">7th inning</a> errors cost the Sox Ventura&#8217;s 100th win.
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<blockquote><p>Robin Ventura&#8217;s 100th career victory as a manager will have to wait until at least Saturday night following the Angels&#8217; 7-5 victory over the White Sox before 22,638 at U.S. Cellular Field in Friday&#8217;s series opener.
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But if the White Sox defense doesn&#8217;t improve soon, Ventura might not have significant additions to that win total as the 2013 campaign progresses.
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The White Sox (14-19) committed two more errors in Friday&#8217;s setback, giving them 24 on the season. And it was a Conor Gillaspie fielding gaffe to open the seventh that started the Angels (13-22) on their way to a second straight road victory.</p></blockquote>
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      <title>Pitches 9 inning shut out, gets no decision</title>
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      <published>2013-05-08T05:50:02Z</published>
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        <p><a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2013_05_07_chamlb_nynmlb_1&amp;mode=recap_away&amp;c_id=cws">Matt Harvey</a> is a rare pitcher. He and Sox&#8217; Hector Santiago both posted zeroes but the Mets finally scored in the 10th to win the game 1-0.
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<blockquote><p>That no-decision made Harvey the first pitcher since Pittsburgh&#8217;s Francisco Cordova on July 12, 1997, to go nine shutout innings or more, allow one hit or less, strike out 10 or more and receive a no-decision. The right-hander looked even better than his 4-0 record and 1.56 ERA would indicate.</p></blockquote>
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      <title>Floyd Out, Sox Win due to Flower Power</title>
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      <published>2013-05-03T05:22:00Z</published>
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        <p><a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2013_05_02_chamlb_texmlb_1&amp;mode=recap_away&amp;c_id=cws">Gavini Floyd</a> has a severe muscle tear that will require surgery. Santiago took his place and shut down the Rangers. AJ went 0-4. 
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<blockquote><p>White Sox catcher Tyler Flowers had himself quite a game during a 3-1 victory over Texas on Thursday night before 31,199 at Rangers Ballpark.
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Flowers launched the game-winning three-run homer in the sixth. He did an exceptional job handling Hector Santiago&#8217;s first 2013 start, and before the White Sox first road series victory of the campaign, Flowers even caught a wayward dog in the visitors&#8217; dugout that had escaped from the ballpark&#8217;s pregame &#8220;Bark at the Park&#8221; festivities.
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&#8220;It was definitely a good day,&#8221; said Flowers, who has put the White Sox in front with each of his four homers.</p></blockquote>
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    <entry>
      <title>There Goes The Sliver Of Hope</title>
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      <published>2013-05-02T20:11:30Z</published>
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        <p><a href="http://espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/story/_/id/9236330/jake-peavy-chicago-white-sox-scratched-vs-texas-rangers-back-spasms">Gloves Suck.</a>
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