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      <title>Adios Daniel Hudson</title>
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      <published>2010-07-30T12:58:21Z</published>
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      <author><name>Big Star</name></author>
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        <blockquote><p>The White Sox have acquired pitcher Edwin Jackson from Arizona for Daniel Hudson and minor league lefty David Holmberg.</p></blockquote>
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Somewhere, out there, Carlos is beating the shit out of a beverage container.
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<a href="http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/07/white-sox-acquire-jackson-whats-next.html">Link</a>
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    <entry>
      <title>Trade Bait Replaces Trade Bait</title>
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      <published>2010-07-30T18:50:09Z</published>
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        <p><a href="http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100730&amp;content_id=12805248&amp;vkey=news_cws&amp;fext=.jsp&amp;c_id=cws"> Interesting</a>
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<blockquote><p>Edwin Jackson became a member of the White Sox on Friday, traded to Chicago from Arizona in exchange for right-handed pitcher Daniel Hudson and Minor League hurler David Holmberg.
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With the Nationals interested in the right-hander and the White Sox interested in first baseman Adam Dunn, who would serve primarily as a designated hitter for the South Siders, general manager Ken Williams could flip Jackson to Washington in exchange for the left-handed slugger. In a text to MLB.com Friday afternoon, Dunn said he was still a member of the Nationals and had not heard anything to the contrary.
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Lucas Harrell has been called up from Triple-A Charlotte to make the spot start.</p></blockquote>
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      <title>Kenny Williams = Sun Tzu&#63;</title>
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      <published>2010-07-30T06:38:03Z</published>
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        <p><a href="http://www.suntimes.com/sports/baseball/whitesox/2549378,CST-SPT-sox30.article">Joe Cowley</a> seems to think so.
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<blockquote><p>Chinese military commander Sun Tzu believed in deception, writing, &#8216;&#8217;All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when able to attack, we must seem unable ... when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make them believe we are near ...&#8217;&#8217;
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General manager Ken Williams read Tzu&#8217;s Art of War.
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Let&#8217;s start the paper trail with that fact.
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Where the trail ends? That will show itself when the trade deadline comes to an end just over 24 hours from now. Then all the speculation, the sources, the back-channel talk will mean very little, evaporating into the air and going away like a morning fog.</p></blockquote>
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      <title>Freddy Wants a Pool Boy</title>
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      <published>2010-07-29T17:42:43Z</published>
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        <p>Why not? That&#8217;s how Stella got <a href="http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2010_07_29_seamlb_chamlb_1&amp;mode=preview">got her groove back</a>.
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Okay, whatever it takes works for me.
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    <entry>
      <title>Good Guys &#45;vs&#45; Evil Fish</title>
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      <published>2010-07-28T19:20:10Z</published>
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        <p>MB&#8217;s pitching underhanded. 3-0 at the top of the 1st for the Fish.
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      <title>Andruw Jones Tried to Kill King Dick</title>
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      <published>2010-07-29T06:52:24Z</published>
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        <p>A bat he let fly in the fourth inning just <a href="http://www.suntimes.com/sports/baseball/whitesox/2545672,mayor-daley-andruw-jones-white-sox-bat-28.article">missed by inches</a> from giving Chicago a new mayor.
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      <title>Sox vs. Fish Catchers</title>
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      <published>2010-07-27T19:30:47Z</published>
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        <p>After 1, 4-0 Good Guys.
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      <title>Ambassador Big Hurt</title>
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      <published>2010-07-27T14:01:15Z</published>
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        <p><a href="http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/07/big-frank-joins-ranks-of-soxs-ambassadors.html">Welcome back Frank</a>.
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    <entry>
      <title>What&#8217;s he throwing&#63;</title>
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      <published>2010-07-27T14:02:57Z</published>
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        <p>This photo of John Danks was in the Chicago Tribune today.&nbsp; I couldn&#8217;t figure out what type of pitch was being thrown.
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      <title>Ozzie Admits &#8220;We cheat.&#8221;</title>
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      <published>2010-07-27T01:49:44Z</published>
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        <p>Explaining the Sox 15-1 record at home, including last night&#8217;s 6-1 win over the Mariners, during the current streak.
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<blockquote><p>&#8220;Maybe we cheat,&#8221; said Guillen, drawing laughter from the media. &#8220;You never know. I don&#8217;t know, man. This is a very, very good ballpark to hit, and a very comfortable park to pitch.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
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