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      <title>Ryne Sandberg Could Have Been on the Simpsons</title>
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      <published>2013-05-21T11:46:50Z</published>
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        <p><a href="http://ithinkmymomsgonecrazy.com/interesting-facts-about-the-simpsons-20-pics/">And 19 other</a> facts about the Simpsons you could care less about.
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<blockquote><p>Ryne Sandberg and Carlton Fisk were offered spots before Steve Sax and Mike Scioscia but wanted no part.
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    <entry>
      <title>Delicious Pastries And Blown Saves</title>
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      <published>2013-05-20T18:03:48Z</published>
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        <p><a href="http://deadspin.com/aroldis-chapman-may-have-been-done-in-by-delicious-past-508894554">Sounds Yummy.</a>
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    <entry>
      <title>Kicking Metropolitan Heinie!</title>
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      <published>2013-05-18T13:50:29Z</published>
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        <p>Cubs up 4-0 in the 5th. All four runs came in the 4th off singles and doubles.
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      <title>Wall&#8217;s Hurt</title>
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      <published>2013-05-16T22:02:30Z</published>
      <updated>2013-05-18T06:32:37Z</updated>
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        <p>[youtube]<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCVHHpxAbIQ">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCVHHpxAbIQ</a>[/youtube]
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I&#8217;m starting to wonder if Harper is all there.
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      <title>Phillies Sign Zambrano To Minor League Contract</title>
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      <published>2013-05-15T11:44:15Z</published>
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        <p>Carlos Zambrano won&#8217;t be playing independent league baseball after all. The Phillies have signed him to a minor league contract. 
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<a href="http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/blog/eye-on-baseball/22246973/phillies-sign-carlos-zambrano-to-minor-league-contract">http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/blog/eye-on-baseball/22246973/phillies-sign-carlos-zambrano-to-minor-league-contract</a>
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<blockquote><p>&#8220;We&#8217;re just looking to add some starting pitching depth to the organization,&#8221; said assistant GM Scott Proefrock to CBSSports.com&#8217;s Danny Knobler. &#8220;We&#8217;re taking a chance. It&#8217;s low-risk, hopefully high-reward.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
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This signing could turn out to be high risk and low reward.
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    <entry>
      <title>A man with a plan is a dangerous man indeed</title>
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      <published>2013-05-15T14:20:33Z</published>
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        <p>Video of the <a href="http://www.wrigleyfield.com/plan">Cubs plan</a> for renovating Wrigley. Well, kind of. There is no mention of the Jumbotron. Nor does the video discuss anything to do with the neighborhood. They do mention new wi fi, larger rest rooms, more kiosks for you to spend money at and ticket packages that are now available.
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No, I am not kidding.
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There is a page that talks about benefits to the neighborhood. It is pretty generic stuff.
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But it&#8217;s funny to me that, at this late stage, they are still dodging the issue of the damn Jumbotron.
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      <title>Cubs Fan Goes Berserk</title>
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      <published>2013-05-14T19:32:57Z</published>
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        <p><a href="http://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20130508/wrigleyville/post-cubs-game-bar-attack-sends-man-hospital">Wrigleyville </a> is a dangerous place after a Cubs loss.
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      <title>Hysterical</title>
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      <published>2013-05-14T13:12:34Z</published>
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        <blockquote><p>“<b>I have seen a couple players get lazy when they got the money</b>,” Soriano said. “I hope Rizzo and Castro do not lose their hunger. This is the first step. They can get more (money) than that if they play the game the right way. I hope they realize and see it.”</p></blockquote>
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<a href="http://espn.go.com/blog/chicago/cubs/post/_/id/16902/soriano-sees-cubs-future-without-him">Link</a>
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      <title>The Cubs Commit</title>
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      <published>2013-05-12T22:45:28Z</published>
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        <p><a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20130512&amp;content_id=47384622&amp;vkey=news_chc&amp;c_id=chc">7 years, $41 mil</a> deal for Anthony Rizzo.
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<blockquote><p>According to multiple reports, the Cubs and first baseman Anthony Rizzo have agreed to a seven-year, $41 million contract extension, with two club options worth $14.5 million each. Fox Sports&#8217; Ken Rosenthal was the first to report the deal, which does not include a no-trade clause, according to the reports.
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The deal for Rizzo, 23, will effectively buy out one year prior to qualifying for arbitration, plus four arbitration years and two years of free agency eligibility.</p></blockquote>
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      <title>Are You Committed&#63;</title>
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      <published>2013-05-12T14:34:55Z</published>
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        <p><a href="http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/chc/ballpark/index.jsp">vote early and vote often.</a>
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Don&#8217;t forget about these <a href="http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/cws/fan_forum/allstar.jsp">All-Stars.</a> <img src="http://www.jaythejoke.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
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