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      <title>F***tard.s Protest Food</title>
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      <published>2010-07-30T15:15:01Z</published>
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        <blockquote><p>Park district-owned Wagner Farm is a rare vestige of farm life remaining in the urbanized near-Chicago suburbs. To Price, it seemed like an ideal location for a 4H chapter.
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But to people like Rubenstein and Hoffman, it’s a problem that the farm is on park district property. Taxpayer-supported land shouldn’t be used for a program that culminates in the sale of animals for slaughter, they say.</p></blockquote>
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Do-gooders do-gooding again.
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F***tard.s
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<a href="http://triblocal.com/Glenview/detail/201861.html">Link</a>
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      <title>Super Hero Cheerleader&#63;</title>
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      <published>2010-07-28T13:28:05Z</published>
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        <p>16 year old cheerleader <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/video/oklahomacity-koco-18229979/metro-cheerleader-stops-thief-21090422">tackles robber</a> at Penn Mall.
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    <entry>
      <title>What I Hate</title>
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      <published>2010-05-07T12:56:28Z</published>
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        <p><img src="http://www.worldofstock.com/slides/TRC2533.jpg"  alt='TRC2533.jpg' />
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      <title>Did You Read That Right&#63;</title>
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      <published>2010-07-26T13:27:42Z</published>
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        <p><img src="http://www.jaythejoke.com/Read/Bat.jpg"  alt='Bat.jpg' />
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In case Batman gets lost?
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<img src="http://www.jaythejoke.com/Read/Climax.jpg"  alt='Climax.jpg' />
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Well, thank God. Until now only 31% of women could find this.
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<img src="http://www.jaythejoke.com/Read/Dick_Cleaner.jpg"  alt='Dick_Cleaner.jpg' />
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Cleanliness is next to Godliness.
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<img src="http://www.jaythejoke.com/Read/Diesel.jpg"  alt='Diesel.jpg' />
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That does not sound yummy.
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<img src="http://www.jaythejoke.com/Read/Emergency.jpg"  alt='Emergency.jpg' />
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It&#8217;s good to know where those things are at so you can plan.
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More to come later.
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      <title>In Which Toko Flys Again!!!!</title>
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      <published>2010-07-28T08:51:49Z</published>
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      <author><name>LeBrutler Toko Boozer</name></author>
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        <p><a href="http://www.suntimes.com/news/cityhall/2539454,booze-sale-plan-airports-ok-committee-072710.article">Might buy a ticket just to hang out all day.........</a>
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Let&#8217;s legalize pot already&#8230; 24 hour booze-
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      <title>Judge Threatens Blago&#8217;s Lawyer with Jail Time</title>
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      <published>2010-07-27T02:22:44Z</published>
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        <p><a href="http://blogs.suntimes.com/blago/2010/07/judge_zagel_to_sam_adam_jr_you.html">The whole story</a>.
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<blockquote><p>Zagel told Adam he could not tell jurors in his closing argument that the government had refused to call 35 witnesses named in the indictment, including Tony Rezko, Bill Quinlan and Stuart Levine.
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&#8220;I don&#8217;t want to get into the classic mode that if the facts are against you and the law is against you, then attack the opposing lawyer. That&#8217;s all you&#8217;re doing,&#8221; Zagel said. &#8220;The fact is, you cannot draw an evidentiary inference from the fact a witness was not called by the other side when you had an equal right to call them.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
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<b>-and-</b>
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<blockquote><p>&#8220;I can understand, given your profound misunderstanding of the legal rules, perhaps you&#8217;re not prepared to argue,&#8221; the judge said. &#8220;It may be possible for you to designate another lawyer to argue for your client if you&#8217;re incapable of following my rulings.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
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I actually am curious what would happen to a defendant if his lawyer is jailed during closing arguments.
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      <title>Sean Salisbury Drops Lawsuit Against Deadspin</title>
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      <published>2010-07-27T18:00:23Z</published>
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        <p><a href="http://deadspin.com/5597707/sean-salisbury-drops-his-lawsuit-against-gawker-media-me">Link</a>
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Shitty QB
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Shitty Television Personality
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Shitty F***tard
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      <title>The Wit and Wisdom R. Lee Ermey</title>
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      <published>2010-07-26T07:21:16Z</published>
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        <p>I&#8217;ve always liked this guy. Here&#8217;s his famous Geico ad.
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[youtube]<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFgiUm4lQig">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFgiUm4lQig</a>[/youtube]
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Here he is talking about Marines with tattoos, his daughter&#8217;s tramp stamp and other stuff.
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[youtube]<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5NfWgSXIf4">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5NfWgSXIf4</a>[/youtube]
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      <title>Family Gets a Shock</title>
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      <published>2010-07-25T06:22:36Z</published>
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        <p><a href="http://bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2010/07/20/4715095-white-baby-born-to-black-parents?GT1=43001">Black Couple had White Baby</a>.
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<blockquote><p>&#8220;Actually, the first thing I did was look at her and say, &#8216;What the flip?&#8217;&#8221; says Ben Ihegboro, the baby&#8217;s father, who came to Britain with his wife five years ago and now lives in South London with their two other children. He says infidelity is out of the question. &#8220;My wife is true to me. Even if she hadn&#8217;t been, the baby still wouldn&#8217;t look like that.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
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      <title>Gibson vs JTJ&#63;</title>
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      <published>2010-07-24T08:24:10Z</published>
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        <blockquote><p>Steve Gibson has a plan to save the media world’s financial crisis — and it’s not the iPad.
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Borrowing a page from patent trolls, the CEO of fledgling Las Vegas-based Righthaven has begun buying out the copyrights to newspaper content for the sole purpose of suing blogs and websites that re-post those articles without permission. And he says he’s making money.
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“We believe it’s the best solution out there,” Gibson says. “Media companies’ assets are very much their copyrights. These companies need to understand and appreciate that those assets have value more than merely the present advertising revenues.”
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Read More <a href="http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2010/07/copyright-trolling-for-dollars/#ixzz0ubafr0sD">http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2010/07/copyright-trolling-for-dollars/#ixzz0ubafr0sD</a>
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Does posting this constitute a potential legal threat?
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I&#8217;d comment about this $%$@ but would probably be threatened with a slander suit as well.
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