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      <title>Urlacher Retires</title>
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      <published>2013-05-22T10:04:44Z</published>
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        <p>Just announced.
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      <title>Calling it Quits</title>
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      <published>2013-05-16T11:30:16Z</published>
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        <p><a href="http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9278165/rolando-mcclain-baltimore-ravens-retires-23">Rolando McClain</a> is retiring at the venerable age of 23. No, that&#8217;s not a typo. He is doing so after recently signing a one year deal with the Ravens and getting busted for his 3rd felony in Decatur Alabama. Also calling a career after signing a contract is <a href="http://www.latimes.com/sports/sportsnow/la-sp-sn-david-garrard-quits-20130516,0,4241584.story">David Garrard</a> on the Jets. He&#8217;s 35 and hasn&#8217;t played since 2010 due to injuries. Just FYI, the same GM who signed him signed Tebow, so, there really were worse options out there.
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Fun facts, Decatur Alabama is the home of <a href="http://delinquentrecordsusa.com/">Delinquent Records</a> and Garrard is a descendant of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_the_Confessor">Edward the Confessor</a>.
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Knowledge is power.
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      <title>Chuck Muncie gone</title>
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      <published>2013-05-14T16:33:22Z</published>
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        <p><a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/chuck-muncie-dies-heart-attack-new-orleans-saints-san-diego-chargers-051513">Chuck Muncie dead at 60</a>
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    <entry>
      <title>It&#8217;s All A Simple Misunderstanding</title>
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      <published>2013-05-12T20:37:51Z</published>
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        <p><a href="http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9267427/ex-detroit-lions-receiver-titus-young-arrested-third-week">What a Guy.</a>
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I sure hope they lock this guy up.
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      <title>The Bears need to tender this guy an offer.</title>
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      <published>2013-05-10T17:42:22Z</published>
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        <p>I don&#8217;t think one could <a href="http://boston.cbslocal.com/2013/05/09/70-year-old-man-fights-back-after-finding-intruder-in-his-gardner-home/">question his toughness</a>.
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    <entry>
      <title>Stories like this will impact the sport.</title>
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      <published>2013-05-11T10:44:11Z</published>
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        <p>Look at this <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/redskins/do-no-harm-who-should-bear-the-costs-of-retired-nfl-players-medical-bills/2013/05/09/2dae88ba-b70e-11e2-b568-6917f6ac6d9d_story.html">guy&#8217;s knee</a>.&nbsp; Other than money, I don&#8217;t understand why the league is fighting workers comp claims for these men.
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      <title>R.I.P. Alyne Payton</title>
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      <published>2013-05-10T09:06:53Z</published>
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        <p><a href="http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/ct-spt-0510-alyne-payton-obit-20130510,0,5814280.story">Walter Payton&#8217;s mom</a> died at 87.
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<blockquote><p>Long before her famous son, Walter Payton, became known to millions as &#8220;Sweetness,&#8221; Alyne Payton was known as the original version.
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&#8220;Just like every mother, she was proud of her kids, regardless of what they are doing or what they become,&#8221; her son Eddie Payton said. &#8220;The love that she had is the kind of love that we will never know.&#8221;
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Mrs. Payton, 87, died Monday, May 6, in Jackson, Miss., after an extended illness.</p></blockquote>
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      <title>Bears draft</title>
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      <published>2013-04-25T14:43:41Z</published>
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        <p>Bears have the 20th pick.
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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE not Manti Te&#8217;o.&nbsp; I have nothing against the guy, I don&#8217;t care about his fake dead gf or being from Notre Dame.&nbsp; I just think his ceiling is a solid, 3-down LB but I can&#8217;t see him ever being a Pro Bowler or anything like that.&nbsp; Not fast or athletic or talented enough.&nbsp; Good chance IMO that he&#8217;s only a 2-down player due to his lack of speed.
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Would love o-line but I&#8217;m guessing there&#8217;s going to be an early run and nobody good will be remaining when the Bears pick.&nbsp; No chance at future Hall of Fame OG Jonathan Cooper or future Pro Bowler Chance Warmack.&nbsp; Bears don&#8217;t have the assets to trade up.&nbsp; Why take an OT?&nbsp; I think Webb will be just fine at RT&#8212;above average, even.
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I think the best bet is to trade down.&nbsp; Actually, it&#8217;s almost always the best bet.&nbsp; The % chances of a 2nd or 3rd round succeeding are almost as good as that of a first-rounder.&nbsp; More players is better, especially for a team with only 5 picks.
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If they can&#8217;t trade down, there&#8217;s a possibility they can take the 2nd CB off the board, a heck of a value at 20.
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      <title>In Which Football is Dead</title>
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      <published>2013-04-24T14:14:57Z</published>
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        <p>New post up.
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      <title>Would He Have Left A Tip&#63;</title>
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      <published>2013-04-24T14:09:15Z</published>
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        <p><a href="http://deadspin.com/cop-posing-as-hooker-tells-browns-lb-anal-sex-would-be-479672916">Welcome to Cleveland.</a>
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