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    <title>Jay the Joke</title>
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      <title>*New Post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!: JAY LEAVES SUN TIMES!!!!!!!!!!! (1st full length post of today &#45; more to come!)</title>
      <link>http://www.jaythejoke.com/index.php/forums/viewthread/5198/</link>
      <guid>http://www.jaythejoke.com/index.php/forums/viewthread/5198/#When:21:42:33Z</guid>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.suntimes.com/sports/1128603,mariotti082708.article&quot;&gt;http://www.suntimes.com/sports/1128603,mariotti082708.article&lt;/a&gt;
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wow!
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      <dc:date>2008-08-26T21:42:33-06:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Sox/O&#8217;s: The Finale</title>
      <link>http://www.jaythejoke.com/index.php/forums/viewthread/5208/</link>
      <guid>http://www.jaythejoke.com/index.php/forums/viewthread/5208/#When:18:29:39Z</guid>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;No joke when I say this: The Sox need this game.&amp;nbsp; A 2&#45;game cushion over the Twins can evaporate quickly, especially considering they already won today.
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Danks is pitching but they&#8217;re already down 1&#45;0 after 1.
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      <dc:date>2008-08-27T18:29:39-06:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Hey ROBNAIL</title>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;Rumor has it there may be an opening at the Sun&#45;Times. Might be time to put the talent to a higher calling. Dust off that resume and be famous. &lt;img src=&quot;http://www.jaythejoke.com/images/smileys/clap2.gif&quot; width=&quot;48&quot; height=&quot;32&quot; alt=&quot;clap2&quot; style=&quot;border:0;&quot; /&gt;
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      <dc:date>2008-08-27T19:35:07-06:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Cubs/Bucs Game 3</title>
      <link>http://www.jaythejoke.com/index.php/forums/viewthread/5206/</link>
      <guid>http://www.jaythejoke.com/index.php/forums/viewthread/5206/#When:11:51:49Z</guid>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;No score after the first. Unfortunately the Cubs had Soriano on 3rd with 1 out and couldn&#8217;t get him home.
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      <dc:date>2008-08-27T11:51:49-06:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Woody Zings Tinky on ATH</title>
      <link>http://www.jaythejoke.com/index.php/forums/viewthread/5181/</link>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;Yes, the crap was back on today. But Woody had some great final words when he was banished.
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&#8220;Only 2 people in the country are sorry the Olympics are over, me and Ozzie Guillen.&#8221;
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He then looked at Tinky with a nice smirk.
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      <dc:date>2008-08-25T16:39:10-06:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Ricky Manning Jr. Cries</title>
      <link>http://www.jaythejoke.com/index.php/forums/viewthread/5187/</link>
      <guid>http://www.jaythejoke.com/index.php/forums/viewthread/5187/#When:07:23:11Z</guid>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;Crying that he&#8217;s &#8220;the best nickel on this team&#8221;, Ricky Manning Jr. moans about his position on the depth chart and demands a trade..
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&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/cs&#45;080825&#45;ricky&#45;manning&#45;jr&#45;chicago&#45;bears&#45;trade,0,492455.story&quot;&gt;Read It Here&lt;/a&gt;
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I didn&#8217;t even know he was still on the Bears&#8230;
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      <dc:date>2008-08-26T07:23:11-06:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Obama insults Cubs  fans</title>
      <link>http://www.jaythejoke.com/index.php/forums/viewthread/5183/</link>
      <guid>http://www.jaythejoke.com/index.php/forums/viewthread/5183/#When:17:57:44Z</guid>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;Obama says that&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.suntimes.com/sports/baseball/cubs/1125194,obama082508.article&quot;&gt; cubs fans aren&#8217;t serious &lt;/a&gt;about the games. I think that Jay may have his &#8220;column&#8221; and a new enemy.
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      <dc:date>2008-08-25T17:57:44-06:00</dc:date>
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      <title>on drudge</title>
      <link>http://www.jaythejoke.com/index.php/forums/viewthread/5207/</link>
      <guid>http://www.jaythejoke.com/index.php/forums/viewthread/5207/#When:16:20:29Z</guid>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;I just checked the drudge report, and he has F***tard on it  &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.drudgereport.com&quot;&gt;http://www.drudgereport.com&lt;/a&gt;
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      <dc:date>2008-08-27T16:20:29-06:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Bears&#8217;s future GM</title>
      <link>http://www.jaythejoke.com/index.php/forums/viewthread/5193/</link>
      <guid>http://www.jaythejoke.com/index.php/forums/viewthread/5193/#When:12:15:30Z</guid>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;If the Bears limp to a 2&#45;14 record and the 1st pick in the draft with Tim Tebow entering the draft ( last year of unrestricted rookie contracts) and Angelo gets fired, from which of the following guys would you like to have the future GM learn his drafting skills.
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      <dc:date>2008-08-26T12:15:30-06:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Phil Jackson Encourages His Alma&#45;Mater to Consider Changing &#8216;Fighting Sioux&#8217; nickname.</title>
      <link>http://www.jaythejoke.com/index.php/forums/viewthread/5195/</link>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;In a speech at a graduation ceremony where he was awarded an honorary doctorate from his alma&#45;mater, University of North Dakota, Phil Jackson asked the University to consider changing their &#8220;Fighting Sioux&#8221; nickname. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.grandforksherald.com/articles/index.cfm?id=85131&amp;amp;section=homepage&quot;&gt;Read it here.&lt;/a&gt;
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