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    <title>Jay the Joke</title>
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    <dc:rights>Copyright 2013</dc:rights>
    <dc:date>2013-05-22T20:12:17-06:00</dc:date>
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      <title>After Reinsdorf</title>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.suntimes.com/sports/20260769&#45;419/reinsdorf&#45;to&#45;family&#45;when&#45;i&#45;die&#45;sell&#45;white&#45;sox&#45;keep&#45;bulls.html?intcmp=emailheadlines&quot;&gt;Sell Sox, Keep Bulls!&lt;/a&gt;
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      <dc:date>2013-05-22T16:56:52-06:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Handy Man</title>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;Mantos helped Dunn change the position of his hands on the bat and now Dunn has 4 homers in four games, plus 2 stolen by great defense, and 2 doubles. He got Flowers to change his hands too at the same time and Flowers has gone 5&#45;14 since then (.357). 
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There might be something to this Mantos guy.
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      <dc:date>2013-05-18T12:42:54-06:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Sox vs. Halos&#8230;</title>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;Angels lead 4&#45;2 top of the 7th.
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Wimpy is sitting in for Stone Pony in the booth. 
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I don&#8217;t care what  anyone says, I miss Tom Paciorek in the booth. Don&#8217;t get me wrong, Steve Stone is simply the best analyst in the game, and I enjoy his presence in the booth, but Paciorek always brought a certain fun goofiness to the broadcast I always found entertaining
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      <dc:date>2013-05-16T23:15:33-06:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Sale Pitches a Gem.</title>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;Tosses a 1 hitter against the Angels. Sox win 3&#45;0
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      <dc:date>2013-05-12T21:40:32-06:00</dc:date>
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      <title>&#8220;Don&#8217;t Shush Me&#8221;</title>
      <link>http://www.jaythejoke.com/index.php/forums/viewthread/21116/</link>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://xfinity.comcast.net/articles/sports&#45;mlb/20130512/Yankees&#45;Joba.Scolds.Rivera/&quot;&gt;Gotta love teammates.&lt;/a&gt;
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      <dc:date>2013-05-12T14:21:35-06:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Throw backs should have been thrown away.</title>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;What&#8217;s with Sunday&#8217;s uniforms?&amp;nbsp; The only ones worse were the softball style from a couple years earlier.
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      <dc:date>2013-05-12T20:23:23-06:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Error Error Will Robinson</title>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2013_05_10_anamlb_chamlb_1&amp;amp;mode=recap_home&amp;amp;c_id=cws&quot;&gt;7th inning&lt;/a&gt; errors cost the Sox Ventura&#8217;s 100th win.
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&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Robin Ventura&#8217;s 100th career victory as a manager will have to wait until at least Saturday night following the Angels&#8217; 7&#45;5 victory over the White Sox before 22,638 at U.S. Cellular Field in Friday&#8217;s series opener.
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But if the White Sox defense doesn&#8217;t improve soon, Ventura might not have significant additions to that win total as the 2013 campaign progresses.
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The White Sox (14&#45;19) committed two more errors in Friday&#8217;s setback, giving them 24 on the season. And it was a Conor Gillaspie fielding gaffe to open the seventh that started the Angels (13&#45;22) on their way to a second straight road victory.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description>
      <dc:date>2013-05-11T10:03:01-06:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Pitches 9 inning shut out, gets no decision</title>
      <link>http://www.jaythejoke.com/index.php/forums/viewthread/21094/</link>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2013_05_07_chamlb_nynmlb_1&amp;amp;mode=recap_away&amp;amp;c_id=cws&quot;&gt;Matt Harvey&lt;/a&gt; is a rare pitcher. He and Sox&#8217; Hector Santiago both posted zeroes but the Mets finally scored in the 10th to win the game 1&#45;0.
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&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;That no&#45;decision made Harvey the first pitcher since Pittsburgh&#8217;s Francisco Cordova on July 12, 1997, to go nine shutout innings or more, allow one hit or less, strike out 10 or more and receive a no&#45;decision. The right&#45;hander looked even better than his 4&#45;0 record and 1.56 ERA would indicate.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description>
      <dc:date>2013-05-08T05:50:02-06:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Floyd Out, Sox Win due to Flower Power</title>
      <link>http://www.jaythejoke.com/index.php/forums/viewthread/21069/</link>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2013_05_02_chamlb_texmlb_1&amp;amp;mode=recap_away&amp;amp;c_id=cws&quot;&gt;Gavini Floyd&lt;/a&gt; has a severe muscle tear that will require surgery. Santiago took his place and shut down the Rangers. AJ went 0&#45;4. 
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&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;White Sox catcher Tyler Flowers had himself quite a game during a 3&#45;1 victory over Texas on Thursday night before 31,199 at Rangers Ballpark.
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Flowers launched the game&#45;winning three&#45;run homer in the sixth. He did an exceptional job handling Hector Santiago&#8217;s first 2013 start, and before the White Sox first road series victory of the campaign, Flowers even caught a wayward dog in the visitors&#8217; dugout that had escaped from the ballpark&#8217;s pregame &#8220;Bark at the Park&#8221; festivities.
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&#8220;It was definitely a good day,&#8221; said Flowers, who has put the White Sox in front with each of his four homers.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description>
      <dc:date>2013-05-03T05:22:00-06:00</dc:date>
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      <title>There Goes The Sliver Of Hope</title>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/story/_/id/9236330/jake&#45;peavy&#45;chicago&#45;white&#45;sox&#45;scratched&#45;vs&#45;texas&#45;rangers&#45;back&#45;spasms&quot;&gt;Gloves Suck.&lt;/a&gt;
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      <dc:date>2013-05-02T20:11:30-06:00</dc:date>
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