The Brewers Voluntarily Desecrate Miller Park
Posted: 08 February 2010 04:09 PM   [ Ignore ]  
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MILWAUKEE—The Milwaukee Brewers are erecting a statue of baseball commissioner Bud Selig outside Miller Park and will unveil it on Aug. 24.

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Posted: 08 February 2010 06:31 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]  
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I hope that 2 minutes after the thing is unveiled, 500 pigeons take a collective shit on it.

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Posted: 09 February 2010 08:30 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]  
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The statue will show Bud Selig looking the other way as Jose Canseco injects Mark McGwire with steroids. The inscription on the statue will say “See no evil, speak no evil”

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Posted: 14 February 2010 03:04 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]  
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Niteowl049 - 09 February 2010 08:30 AM

The statue will show Bud Selig looking the other way as Jose Canseco injects Mark McGwire with steroids. The inscription on the statue will say “See no evil, speak no evil”

My suggestion is to have Selig, Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa statues in a pose of “Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no English.”

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Posted: 14 February 2010 03:05 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]  
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Chicago Cardinals - 14 February 2010 03:04 PM

My suggestion is to have Selig, Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa statues in a pose of “Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no English.”

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Posted: 14 February 2010 03:10 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]  
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BigBadBill - 14 February 2010 03:05 PM

Chicago Cardinals - 14 February 2010 03:04 PM
My suggestion is to have Selig, Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa statues in a pose of “Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no English.”

rofl2

Freakin’ brilliant! rofl2

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Posted: 14 February 2010 03:13 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]  
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Selig will always be known as the commissioner who canceled the World Series and who looked the other way while the owners made millions off of Sosa and McGwire.

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I sign every autograph I can for kids because I remember myself at that age. I think it’s ridiculous that some guys won’t sign for a kid.

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