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Posted: 09 March 2010 07:51 AM   [ Ignore ]  
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Happy Tuesday!

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Posted: 09 March 2010 08:35 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]  
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A shitty baseball movie with a classic line:

“We’re not athletes, we’re baseball players!”

Players paid millions that don’t want to put out effort in the preseason.

Go figure.

Maybe these assholes need to try a regular 9-5 shift with regular pay wage.

This should be pitched to FOX as a new reality show.

In fact, Roethlisberger might be the first to sign up to find all what entails towards being “prison bitch”. Lousy hours. And shitty pay. (read into the pun as you may)

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Frantz: One of my people got killed.  That’s all that happened today. 

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Posted: 09 March 2010 08:35 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]  
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For some reason IE edits some, not all, animated gifs into unreadable files. Since I never use IE I don’t know until someone complains. When that happens, I move the pic to the JTJ safety folder and then IE will allow it. Oh well, now everyone can see the bouncing boobs. I just hope that they aren’t so distracting that no one can read the article.

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Posted: 09 March 2010 08:37 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]  
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So somebody reading the front page in an office cubical and Lumberg with the coffee saunters over.....

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Posted: 09 March 2010 08:42 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]  
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A buddy of mine was at the game yesterday and he said that every third or fourth word out of Ozzie’s mouth was printable. My guess is that Viciedo got the message clearly.

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Posted: 09 March 2010 08:43 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]  
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Maybe Viciedo enjoys playing in the minors?

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Languilli: We did good today, didn’t we?  We got our cherries busted today, didn’t we Sarge? 
Frantz: One of my people got killed.  That’s all that happened today. 

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Posted: 10 March 2010 06:35 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]  
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This reminds me of the time Carlton Fisk chewed out Deion Sanders for not running out a ball and Sanders was on the other team.

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Posted: 10 March 2010 06:36 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]  
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Seeing Carlos Silva sauntering out of the bullpen with the score tied does not conjure up good thoughts.

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Posted: 10 March 2010 07:54 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]  
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I don’t think that Silva is in good enough shape to saunter, Meander, maybe. Waddle, assuredly. But not saunter.

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Posted: 10 March 2010 07:55 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]  
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BigBadBill - 10 March 2010 07:54 AM

I don’t think that Silva is in good enough shape to saunter, Meander, maybe. Waddle, assuredly. But not saunter.

Waddle is a much better word. I should have thought of that.

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