Let me put this question to you. What has Carlos Zambrano ever won (besides most Gatorade dispensers destroyed in a season)? Zip! Nada! Nothing! Oh sure he has that no-hitter, but beyond that?
Now let’s look at the other side: Derrek Lee: Three time Gold Glover. Silver Slugger. Batting Champion. Oh, one more thing...World Series Champion. Further, because of his fielding prowess, he’s made guys like Aramis Ramirez better fielders.
I would think that Derrek might know a thing or two about Juan Pierre’s batting tendencies. Afterall, they’ve been teammates. So I’d like to hear from Carlos how a left handed slap hitter like Pierre manages to pull a ball down the line past a first baseman that knows what he likes to do. Bad pitch maybe? Nah, can’t be that. Carlos never makes mistakes.
Enjoy your next team, Carlos.
And there’s the rub.
Why the fuck should Zambrano ever even have another opportunity to play in MLB?
This guy is a fucking self-absorbed asshole. And he’s grossly overpaid.
He’s the worst performing starting pitcher for the Cubs ever since that goddamn no-hitter bullshit game in Milwaukee.
Yet the fucking union will back up Carlos. They will bitch and moan against the suspension. And the Cubs will be forced to dress him or pay him to play elsewhere.
I say fuck that.
Fire him for just cause. And void the contract.
Ricketts wants to make his mark in MLB? Then terminate the contract and kick Zambrano’s fat ass out of the clubhouse.
Go ahead Union, fucking sue. Take it to court.
This guy has:
1. beat the shit out of his catcher.
2. beat the shit out of the gatorade drug.
3. threw a baseball in the stands.
4. nearly destroyed the dugout yesterday.
5. almost engaged Derrick Lee.
Anyone else in any other line of work? You are out on your ass.
Carlos Zambrano is a goddamn loser.
Enjoy the street shitdick. You are worth nothing. You deserve nothing. I wish you nothing but bad tidings.
Millions of people out there losing their jobs, homes, families destroyed, businesses destroyed, life savings destroyed and YET this garbage has made millions and produced NOTHING.
Fire him. Don’t pay him. And counter-sue him for breaching his agreement in his contract for not following the personal conduct codes in each and every MLB contract.
Go for it Cap’n. Sink the fat ass.