After last night’s tragic NCAA championship, I was thinking - you know what would make this even more pitiful? The insight of Jay Mariotti. So I mentally wrote a column in the style of Jay, talking about how sexy the Butler coach looked in his suit and how clever I could be by throwing in a Snooki reference.

So it’s come to this: When you take away an obvious blowhard like Jay, it just isn’t as fun to mock his multiple shortcomings without constant articles proclaiming his genius.

Come back, Jay!

Hitting the local baijiu pretty hard today?

I miss Jay like Magic Johnson misses the HIV.

BigBadBill - 05 April 2011 09:40 AM

Hitting the local baijiu pretty hard today?

I had to go look up baijiu. So it’s Chinese white lightning...Learn somehing new every day.

GUYS THIS IS SERIOUS I MISS JAY MARIOTTI

I don’t.

Nick - 28 November 2012 08:09 PM

GUYS THIS IS SERIOUS I MISS JAY MARIOTTI

I miss Jay too.... it made this site what it is (and what it is lacking today)-- a common bound of brothers.....

Now we just fight because most of you are all gay… and like think baseball is not gay… and think Lovie is not gay… and jay cuntler not gay.... and well Urlacher not gay, tice not gay, hester not gay… think tebow not gay.... monkey boy basketball pot smokin’ can’t control his limbs not gay....
But we all agreed… Jay is a fag

Every time a big story like this breaks in Chicago, I like to think of Jay, reminiscing about the good ol’ days of being pampered and coddled and paid and on TV and how he* fucked it all up.  He* missed Guillen’s departure and now he* misses this.  He* had a voice in one of the greatest sports cities in America but he* took it for granted.

“I quit.”

I miss the MDF like I miss having a golf ball sized hemorrhoid.

TomD - 02 January 2013 08:03 PM

I miss the MDF like I miss having a golf ball sized hemorrhoid.

you too huh? it’s usually not the hemorrhoid I miss as much as the ass pillow I use because of the hemorrhoid… I still use the cushion even without it but it’s just not the same…