After last night’s tragic NCAA championship, I was thinking - you know what would make this even more pitiful? The insight of Jay Mariotti. So I mentally wrote a column in the style of Jay, talking about how sexy the Butler coach looked in his suit and how clever I could be by throwing in a Snooki reference.
So it’s come to this: When you take away an obvious blowhard like Jay, it just isn’t as fun to mock his multiple shortcomings without constant articles proclaiming his genius.
Come back, Jay!