Epic stuff tonight.

Shit that ball must’ve knocked out some bleacher bum’s hot wings…

WTF did Colvin get demoted? When did that happen?

Dude, the rookie for the Stros was pitching good and Z looked solid, it was 3-1 Cubs when I changed the channel and now it’s 7-3? WTF Happened?

Carlos Marmol took it upon himself to make an exciting appearance.

And so he did.

That should leave something to remember for the 18,000 at the game.

I’m gonna do a tour of the random seldom seen avatars. This will be in honor of Carlos Marmol. The connection? There is none. Makes no sense right? Well, if it does not make sense, then we must turn on the television everytime Marmol gets to make a save appearance.

Shit dude that is only about 1 per week. Shouldn’t be blowing saves like that.

BTW - We need Rush and Slaughter avatars. I cannot believe Elliott Harris doesn’t go to these games. For $20 bucks he can be right at the sideline/boards watching the girls at midfield.

Hey Juice Williams is now a member of the Chicago Slaughter.

That is pretty exciting huh?

Well it beats watching Cub$ baseball.

Houston… we are going to lose a fucking series to Houston.

Epic. Thanks Marmol. May those ears carry you to Baltimore if you keep your mouth shut. And if not, you will become a Yankee.

Okay is it just me or does this Campana (?) kid kinda look the kid from Field of Dreams? You know DOC.... kind hearted kid that loses his youth/immortality because that goddamn kid was choking on a hot dog. Kevin Costner was too much of a fuckhead to know how to help a kid stop choking? What kinda dad is that? JFC.... rob a ghost of playing baseball in cornfields all over a hotdog? At Wrigley, that would’ve cost Kev $8.00.

Anyway, that is who that Campana kid reminds me of… Doc. Poor bastard.

I’ll get the new avatars up by tomorrow.

L

7-3

7 below .500

“The Cubs have played some ugly ballgames.” - Len Kasper.

“There have been some very unsure things for the Cubs.” - Bob Brenly

God help us.

SELL THE TEAM.

Carlos Silva was right about Riggins after all.

Any coach connected to Carlos Marmol after that performance should be fired.

And then served up as dinner to Silva. FedEx immediately to Yankee Stadium in dry ice.

BigBadBill - 31 May 2011 09:39 PM

I’ll get the new avatars up by tomorrow.

Better get one for Carlos Marmol with an Oriole cap.

JFC that was beyond terrible.

Oh boy, Quade now spewing the lines off the cue cards from Cap’n.

Holy shit look at Quade’s face on the Comcast press conference RIGHT NOW.

He looks like a frigging hairless cat!

Where are his eyebrows?

WEIRD.

Mike Quade is a fucking wax figure from Madame Tussaud (sp).

What a weird guy.

Cub$ Post Game is actually fairly entertaining. Far better than the games* themselves.

So Quade is asked if he was going to talk with Zambrano about breaking bats over his knee. Being the manager that believes in holding people accountable, Quade quickly said no, Zambrano knows not to break bats over his knee and looked the other way when it happened.

That was met by laughter from the sports desk.

And then Zambrano came to the press conference table. He muttered something about everyone watching him in the weight room, rambled something incoherent about Carlos Marmol. And then slammed Quade’s credibility as his manager with a smirk when asked about the bat by Paul Sullivan.

WHAT MANAGER? was Zambrano’s first reply.

WHAT MANAGER?

Exactly.

Important FYI - It is clear that Zambrano and Soto are very very close friends. BFFs forever. Those eyebrows are rocking.

What a bunch of retards. Fucking idiots. All of them.

The Cubs and the Stros are tied for the worst fielding percentages in MLB at .977 and the Cubs have the worst ERA in the National League at 4.76. Maybe Z’s got it right; break his leg and get out of town for a while.

Zambrano is more likely to break Marmol’s leg. Quade will assist by pinning the leg down and looking the other way.

What a fucked up team*.