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Posted: 03 October 2011 01:49 PM   [ Ignore ]  
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Madonna will be the half time entertainment at the Super Bowl.

Consider that when comparing her career to Madonna’s, Jackson has been far less controversial outside of her revealing too much in a Super Bowl XXXVIII show with Justin Timberlake. Madonna has been never one to shy away from controversy, as she has used her concert tours, music videos, movies and books to push the envelope. So it’s interesting the NFL would be OK with the star of “Truth or Dare,” “Justify My Love,” “Body of Evidence” and the author of “Sex” representing its brand in the biggest brand.

Where Madonna does fit in with other recent Super Bowl halftime performers, such as Tom Petty, Bruce Springsteen and Paul McCartney, is that at 53, she’s a veteran of the industry where she can belt out a medley of her least controversial chart hits. A hipper, current choice would have been Lady Gaga, but Madonna is simply a safer older version. One thing is for sure—if Madonna digs her old oversized cone-shaped bra out of her closet, the FCC can probably rest assured she will remain well covered.

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Posted: 03 October 2011 02:05 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]  
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Makes one hope that the Bears don’t make the playoffs, let along the Super Bowl.

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Posted: 03 October 2011 04:56 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]  
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Makes me glad I don’t watch the half time show at the Super Bowl. Especially true this year now that I know Queen Skank will be the performer.

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Posted: 03 October 2011 05:12 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]  
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No, the Queen of Skank is Australian. While she’s frightening, it would be remiss of me to not note that a legitimate political group in Australia is called the Sex Party. Besides, considering that Madonna has inspired great art like this it’s almost worth it to see her at half time.

Almost.

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Posted: 03 October 2011 10:27 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]  
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The best ever half time show was when In Living Color timed their show to have it air during halftime of the super bowl in the 1980s. As for the rest of them, I remember the time they had up with people.  I think to this generation, madonna is the equivalent of up with people.

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