Mike Martz is a fucking idiot.

The starting quarterback knows how to run the offense better than Martz.

The fucking backup quarterback in HIS FIRST START knows how to run the offense better than Martz.

Hey Caleb, just spike the fucking ball already.

That should be a t-shirt or something.

Better gear up for Neckbeard next week. Coach’em up there Lovie. Because Romeo’s defense is gonna be ready for Martz’s “Genius”.

Is it wrong to hope Dr. Strangelove gets a case of food poisoning from Thanksgiving leftovers and will be hospitalized next Sunday?

Nothing fatal, just enough to give him the raging shits for a week.

I wish that fucking idiot ate raw bird on Thursday.

After looking at the stats, which were almost even, those 3 interceptions jumppassed. I wouldn’t say they were the reason for the loss. The reason was related, however. The Bears ran 27 times for 172 yards. They passed it 36 times. So let me get this straight. You’ve got an unknown QB, facing his first NFL start. you’d think that you’d put the ball in the hands of your running backs. I guess I don’t underestand the genius behind this scheme.

Him smart. him say so. Loud and long.

As I pointed out of the front page, when the announcers are making fun of you, it’s over.

SouthSideSlim - 28 November 2011 12:39 PM

After looking at the stats, which were almost even, those 3 interceptions jumppassed. I wouldn’t say they were the reason for the loss. The reason was related, however. The Bears ran 27 times for 172 yards. They passed it 36 times. So let me get this straight. You’ve got an unknown QB, facing his first NFL start. you’d think that you’d put the ball in the hands of your running backs. I guess I don’t underestand the genius behind this scheme.

Genius of a fucking idiot.

But Virginia is not going to complain.

A few things were accomplished here:

A. Caleb Hanie is not a favorite with management. He’s probably gone at the end of the season. They don’t want to pay him.

B. More throws means fewer carries for Matt Forte. He’s probably gone at the end of the season (unless Angelo franchise tags his ass in which case nobody of note will be coming to Chicago for quite sometime). They don’t want to pay him.

Martz probably just earned himself a contract extension.

I always go back to Dan Jenkins’ line in Semi-Tough: “If you run the ball up their asses, it’s them that’ll get their hands dirty pullin’ it out.”

I’m hoping this is the last year of Martz.  It just hasn’t really worked out all that well with Cutler and the Bears.  Bears offense has 2 good players, but they’re the 2 most important: the quarterback and the running back. Someone should be able to build a pretty good offense out of that, at least average.  Martz definitely knows how to use Forte to the fullest but has little clue how to use Cutler or now Hanie.  The Bears don’t draft enough good blockers or receivers to do what Martz does with the QB.  Get someone who knows how to use Cutler’s abilities and let Tice install a running game that complements it.

If it wasn’t for Martz’s stupid ass 2nd quarter screen pass that got picked off, the game could have been won by the Bears. Even though he’s the second string guy, don’t subject him to Martz’s crazy plays. Give the guy simple stuff and let him execute.

That and the horse collar call fucked the Bears.