Damn you all to hell for making Toko the voice of reason on this non-titty beer too expensive website/blog-
1) the bears are right back to where they were before Cuntler said fuck you to Martz- the only difference is that they no longer have the only (and I repeat ONLY) good offensive player screw him up the ass but not with money Forte- the Bears are fucking terrible because Caleb hasn’t said FUCK YOU yet to Martz- it took Cuntler some time and I think Caleb might be close but without Forte that’s the end of the season- I fucking warned you guys about fuck face out of bounds and I warned you about Rory concrete hands shit brains- Caleb looks NOT different than what Cuntler did the first couple games- he’s getting his ass handed to him- the big difference and I don’t care what anyone says is that when Cuntler said FUCK YOU he started calling his owns plays and making his own decisions- and it’s said because Jay fucking Cuntler knows better what to do for offense than shit for brains OOOOO I’m so fuckin’ clever genius boy dick wade I think he fucked a young boy in the showers just to get rid of you Martz
2) Tebow fuckin’ is terrible- he’s the worse QB in the league- shit even Toko high on crank could hit a wide open receiver only 5 yards in front of him- and even Toko could run through our D if he knew there was free beer 5 yards up- WHAT THE FUCK DEFENSE- WHAT THE FUCK!!!- YOU CHANGE YOUR GAME PLAN TO PREVENTABLE D AFTER YOU HAVE STOPPED THEM FROM SCORING ONE FUCKING POINT FOR 3 1/2 QUARTERS????????????????????? FOR THE LOVE OF I’D LIKE TO TITTY FUCK TEBOW’S GIRLFRIEND YOU WILL ALWAYS LOSE IN ANY SPORT PLAYING NOT TO LOSE!!!!!!!- fuck her up the ass Tebow probably does since he practices no sex before marriage but the butt don’t count....
3) can you fuckin’ remind these douchebag your hair is too tight fuck faces not to go out of bounds at the end of the game? and what the fuck are you thinking calling a power run on 3rd down when all you had to do was kick the fuckin field goal to win the fucking game you stupid dick for brains fuck faces?
4) Can you all shut the fuck up about the bears even having 1/1000000000000000000000000000000 of a chance to win ANY games left in this season and getting into the playoffs? shit we got beat but fuckin’ jesus we sure as shit can’t beat the Vikings....
5) Stop with the fuckin’ Denver shit too- they fucking suck Bill’s 1 inch dick after he shaves aways all his pubes… they are terrible- they are so terrible that the Bears almost beat them- and the Bears are fuckin’ terrible- seriously stop and fuckin’ use your jesus loving brain for a second
6) Anyone who has to constantly remind others about something they believe in is a fuckin’ asshole fuck face douchebag your life sucks balls and you know it person- shut the fuck up about Jesus- now that doesn’t mean you can’t believe in Jesus and thank-you yourself but when you constantly have to bring it up to others all you are doing is creating an image yourself to promote yourself- yeah fuck faces Tebow is doing that on purpose to increase his own wealth- he is creating buzz- he is creating attention- he isn’t stupid- he will be selling Tebow juice and you all stupid fucks will be buying it- I don’t run around and thank beer every time I take a shit do I?
7) You are all idiots.... fucking idiots....