New post will be up in a few.

Mariotti vs Urlacher—it’s on!!!

And I strongly suspect that Jay Glazer will soon have a new sparring partner to help out that ultimate fighting career of his.

Fire the F***tard and enjoy the post.

Good column. It makes me wonder how you can tolerate reading his* columns* in order to write a response. You must have a cast iron stomach.

In order to defeat an enemy, one must be a student of the opponent.

Having read today’s column, I think the Bears should just quit this season.  They are so awful, why even bother to play?  We Weak Shoulderers expected Brian Griese to be Tom Brady, if not Peyton Manning, and he let us down.  Brian Urlacher also owes us long, multi-syllabic responses to media questions, and our boy Tinky is leading the charge for our right to know.

Does anybody want my ticket to the Denver game?  I can’t bear to watch.

and lock him in a room with Tim McCarver.

Great post Tyrone. Sure, unlike F***tard, you limited yourself to facts and reality, but I kinda like it that way.



and just to be sure,

I have an arthritic neck that I have been dealing with for years. I moved to a less humid warmer climate, that helped a little, but all other medical treatments have failed. I understand whet Urlacher is saying when he states it’s something he just has to learn to deal with. It isn’t like a hamstring that heals, this problem never goes away and isn’t really an injury but more like a condition there is no absolute cure for. I am impressed Urlacher even suits up and attempts to play. Tinky however, immediately throws the guy under the bus for hiding what is really no one’s business but Urlacher’s and the team’s.

Denver ran him out of town? How? Did anyone take notes? If my shoulders weren’t so weak I’d do it myself.

saucevegas - 29 October 2007 10:18 AM

Denver ran him out of town? How? Did anyone take notes? If my shoulders weren’t so weak I’d do it myself.

I’m guessing it would require the F***tard-Times hiring Woody Paige.

Or for him to declare how much of a greedy punk Walter Payton is.

One thing has been niggling at me since the last win. Griese has been called a clubhouse cancer by more than one person. However, it SEEMED as though those days were behind him. Then, after the 2 minute drill, what does he do? Make fun of the coaching staff. There is no other way to interpret his comments, and subsequent backpedaling. Then the very next game the team acts as though they would rather have F***tard under center. Is it just me? Am I over analyzing things or has this team quit on itself?

BigBadBill - 29 October 2007 11:31 AM

One thing has been niggling at me since the last win. Griese has been called a clubhouse cancer by more than one person. However, it SEEMED as though those days were behind him. Then, after the 2 minute drill, what does he do? Make fun of the coaching staff. There is no other way to interpret his comments, and subsequent backpedaling. Then the very next game the team acts as though they would rather have F***tard under center. Is it just me? Am I over analyzing things or has this team quit on itself?

Oliver Stone could base the sequel to ‘Any Given Sunday’ on this year’s 2007 Bears squad.

IlliniEd - 29 October 2007 10:44 AM

Or for him to declare how much of a greedy punk Walter Payton is.

You know it’s only a matter of time before he writes an imaginary encounter with Payton and calls him a SOB.

Tyrone great post.  I thought this day was coming!  The answer to all our prayers is in grasp.  Tinky really did bite off more than he can chew here.  A fewd with Urlacher, if escaladed, could spell the end of the BPLB permanently!  Think about it.  If the Denver fans can put enough pressure on the Denver Post to get rid of F***tard, the great fans of Chicago can have this closet case gone by Christmas!  What a present!!!

Tinky doesn’t realize that the rest of the media is going to ease up on #54 sooner or later because they deep down know what he is going through and here is the key, they realize that the fans don’t give a shit if he talks to the media or not.  Tinky like always is jumping on the bandwagon and in typical ATH fashion wants to be the one who gets the “win”.  As soon as he made those texts public I thought that all it would take was one spat between the media and Urlacher to set him off, that or a losing streak .  God I hope he goes after Urlacher more.  Who do you think is gonna win that battle #54 or Tinky?  I’m pretty sure that realistically 95-97% of people out there would rather see Tinky gone.  God please if you are listening.  I promise to be a better man every day if you make this come true!

BigBadBill - 29 October 2007 11:31 AM

One thing has been niggling at me since the last win. Griese has been called a clubhouse cancer by more than one person. However, it SEEMED as though those days were behind him. Then, after the 2 minute drill, what does he do? Make fun of the coaching staff. There is no other way to interpret his comments, and subsequent backpedaling. Then the very next game the team acts as though they would rather have F***tard under center. Is it just me? Am I over analyzing things or has this team quit on itself?

Griese had to earn that rep somehow. He can seem a bit smarmy.

I heard the “Urlacher owes it to the fans to give better answers” angle on at least 3 sports talk shows last week.  Leave it the BPLP to take credit for the obvious.  Pathetic as usual.  He probably thinks he invented the “web column” as well.  What a jerkoff.