Today’s post was written as God intended; in a strange apartment with a softly snoring woman, a can of beer and a slice of pizza.

JF/BP is a fucking idiot.

He was an idiot when San Diego wanted to unload him ASAP.

He was an idiot during the trade talks.

He was an idiot for shooting down trade offers.

He was an idiot when he wrecked his ankle.

He was an idiot when he became a White Sox.

He was an idiot when he tore his lat.

He was an idiot during rehab.

He was an idiot during last season’s spring training.

He was an idiot during last season.

He was an idiot during this off season.

Missing anything?

Just get rid of this fucking guy already.

He was an idiot when he ripped Ozzie.

He was an idiot ..... oh, screw it, he’s an idiot.

To paraphrase Rufus T. Firefly:

“Gentlemen, Jake Peavy here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don’t let that fool you: he really is an idiot!”

Big Star - 11 February 2012 09:37 AM

JF/BP is a fucking idiot.

He was an idiot when San Diego wanted to unload him ASAP.

He was an idiot during the trade talks.

He was an idiot for shooting down trade offers.

He was an idiot when he wrecked his ankle.

He was an idiot when he became a White Sox.

He was an idiot when he tore his lat.

He was an idiot during rehab.

He was an idiot during last season’s spring training.

He was an idiot during last season.

He was an idiot during this off season.

Missing anything?

Just get rid of this fucking guy already.

Maybe Peavy can make it to the first day of March without an injury, but I wouldn’t bet on it.

Cheerleaders at funerals.....what a concept.

If only the Cubs had sent Zambrano to the where they sent Maples. He might still be with the Cubs and winning 20 games season after season.

I like the attitude of Maples. Hope he does well.

When I see a Rufus T. Firefly drop I know I’m hanging with the right bunch of fellows. As to Peavy, shut up and pitch or shut up and stay injured or shut up clean spittoons. No matter what, just shut up. I like the guy and I’m tired of it.

And Nite, I really think funerals with cheerleaders could work.

Fred is dead
and that’s too bad
But he had a good run
so don’t be sad
YEAHHHHHH DEAD FRED!

BigBadBill - 11 February 2012 12:05 PM

When I see a Rufus T. Firefly drop I know I’m hanging with the right bunch of fellows. As to Peavy, shut up and pitch or shut up and stay injured or shut up clean spittoons. No matter what, just shut up. I like the guy and I’m tired of it.

And Nite, I really think funerals with cheerleaders could work.

Fred is dead
and that’s too bad
But he had a good run
so don’t be sad
YEAHHHHHH DEAD FRED!

Fred may be dead, but the folks at the funeral will be wide awake, when the cheerleaders do their thing.

To me a funeral should be a celebration of the person’s life not a mourning of their death.

BigBadBill - 11 February 2012 12:20 PM

To me a funeral should be a celebration of the person’s life not a mourning of their death.

Good way to look at it.

BigBadBill - 11 February 2012 12:20 PM

To me a funeral should be a celebration of the person’s life not a mourning of their death.

It should be.

But I have yet to attend one that did.

Big Star - 11 February 2012 05:10 PM

BigBadBill - 11 February 2012 12:20 PM

To me a funeral should be a celebration of the person’s life not a mourning of their death.

It should be.

But I have yet to attend one that did.

You need to go to a good old fashioned traditional Irish wake. Maybe not always a flat out party, but at least they serve alcohol.

TomD - 11 February 2012 10:35 PM

Big Star - 11 February 2012 05:10 PM

BigBadBill - 11 February 2012 12:20 PM

To me a funeral should be a celebration of the person’s life not a mourning of their death.

It should be.

But I have yet to attend one that did.

You need to go to a good old fashioned traditional Irish wake. Maybe not always a flat out party, but at least they serve alcohol.

Not used to watching that John Deere front loader dumping the dirt.