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Posted: 18 June 2012 11:57 AM   [ Ignore ]  
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Heather & Leslie are two moms with kids. Since some of you have procreated successfully, I thought’ I’d share.

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Things that make you go, hmmmm? This is another example of how my mind works. My poor, poor Mother. I drove her bonkers with questions like these! So much so, that when I had my first child, she bought me a huge book called ”The Big Book of Why.” She told me if my son was anything like me, I would need it. She was right. :D

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to “put your two cents in”...but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to?

Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

Why is “bra” singular and “panties” plural?

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Posted: 18 June 2012 05:44 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]  
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BigBadBill - 18 June 2012 11:57 AM

Heather & Leslie are two moms with kids. Since some of you have procreated successfully, I thought’ I’d share.

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Things that make you go, hmmmm? This is another example of how my mind works. My poor, poor Mother. I drove her bonkers with questions like these! So much so, that when I had my first child, she bought me a huge book called ”The Big Book of Why.” She told me if my son was anything like me, I would need it. She was right. :D

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to “put your two cents in”...but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to?

Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

Why is “bra” singular and “panties” plural?

The one that would get fired at the Coke factory is the wizard, who came up with the idea, of putting a Pepsi machine in a Coke factory.

Was writing a blog yesterday and was thinking the same thing about being in movies and on TV.

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Posted: 18 June 2012 06:44 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]  
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Sadly Nite, it’s true Both Coke and Pepsi vendors that delevier to our building have told me in no uncertain terms that when there on company time

if there caught drinking a rivals product they can kiss there jobs goodbye it’s just the Cola Wars…

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Posted: 18 June 2012 08:22 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]  
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Riverman - 18 June 2012 06:44 PM

Sadly Nite, it’s true Both Coke and Pepsi vendors that delevier to our building have told me in no uncertain terms that when there on company time

if there caught drinking a rivals product they can kiss there jobs goodbye it’s just the Cola Wars…

So they have to be careful to not push the wrong button or they are out of a job.

Like the commercials where the Pepsi delivery man is caught drinking a Coca Cola.

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I sign every autograph I can for kids because I remember myself at that age. I think it’s ridiculous that some guys won’t sign for a kid.

Jim Thome

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