Welcome Guest   ·   Login   ·   Register   ·   Member List
Forum Home  >  The Garbage Dump  >  Lower Wacker  >  Thread
Search  
  
  Advanced Search
   
 
YEAH! More Good News!
 
BigBadBill
Posted: 09 July 2012 01:38 PM   [ Ignore ]  
Administrator
Avatar
RankRankRankRankRank
Total Posts:  33968
Joined  2006-10-10

Testicle eating fish have been found in Illinois.

Residents of Papua New Guinea may beg to differ. There, according to British fisherman Jeremy Wade, the pacu is known as the “ball cutter.” In 2011, Wade said locals informed him that two fisherman had died from blood loss after something in the water had bitten off their testicles, according to the Metro.

-and-

Biologists say any pacus in the Illinois lake are most likely former aquarium pets, according to the Journal-News. Anyone caught dumping the fish in the lake could face criminal charges.

Oh mommy, forget the puppy, I want a ball cutter!

 Signature 

Visit me at Examiner.com & twist with me at World News Center & play along at the WNC Rebel Mouse site & bathe in my warm insanity at the B3 Fun Fun Site

Profile
 
 
Riverman
Posted: 09 July 2012 03:13 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]  
All Star
Avatar
RankRankRank
Total Posts:  2752
Joined  2012-01-11

You don’t dangle fresh meat in front of a Pacu. I know a couple of guys who’ve had them in there tanks and I’ve always thought a Pacu and a Oscar were the 2 meanest fish I’ve ever seen in a tank.

10 times meaner than any Piranha.

 Signature 

"When the going gets weird the weird turn pro” -HST

“Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand” -MT

“ Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
Accept no one’s definition of your life, but define yourself.” HSF

Profile
 
 
BigBadBill
Posted: 09 July 2012 03:26 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]  
Administrator
Avatar
RankRankRankRankRank
Total Posts:  33968
Joined  2006-10-10

Why do you own one of these things? What possible joy can you derive?

 Signature 

Visit me at Examiner.com & twist with me at World News Center & play along at the WNC Rebel Mouse site & bathe in my warm insanity at the B3 Fun Fun Site

Profile
 
 
Big Star
Posted: 09 July 2012 03:52 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]  
Administrator
Avatar
RankRankRankRankRank
Total Posts:  38570
Joined  2006-10-06
BigBadBill - 09 July 2012 03:26 PM

Why do you own one of these things? What possible joy can you derive?

Answer - He obviously hates his testicles.

 Signature 

“Fuck the kingsguard, fuck the city, fuck the king.”

Report your health insurance information to the IRS on 2014 return or pay penalty. Choice is yours.
Profile
 
 
TomD
Posted: 09 July 2012 06:39 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]  
MVP
Avatar
RankRankRankRank
Total Posts:  6737
Joined  2010-03-17

Somebody oughta send a couple to Jerry Sandusky to keep him company in prison.

 Signature 

Bain sult as an lá

There are 2 kinds of people in the world: Those who put people into 2 groups and those who don’t.

Profile
 
 
bones73
Posted: 09 July 2012 08:23 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]  
All Star
Avatar
RankRankRank
Total Posts:  3869
Joined  2007-10-29
BigBadBill - 09 July 2012 01:38 PM

Testicle eating fish have been found in Illinois.

Residents of Papua New Guinea may beg to differ. There, according to British fisherman Jeremy Wade, the pacu is known as the “ball cutter.” In 2011, Wade said locals informed him that two fisherman had died from blood loss after something in the water had bitten off their testicles, according to the Metro.

-and-

Biologists say any pacus in the Illinois lake are most likely former aquarium pets, according to the Journal-News. Anyone caught dumping the fish in the lake could face criminal charges.

Oh mommy, forget the puppy, I want a ball cutter!

You gotta post a picture. Apparently, I’ve forgotten how.

 Signature 

We have met the enemy and he is us.

To Jay: Quin taces!

I usually shit gold.

Profile
 
 
dui_attorney
Posted: 09 July 2012 09:19 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]  
All Star
Avatar
RankRankRank
Total Posts:  3932
Joined  2007-12-12
bones73 - 09 July 2012 08:23 PM

BigBadBill - 09 July 2012 01:38 PM
Testicle eating fish have been found in Illinois.

Residents of Papua New Guinea may beg to differ. There, according to British fisherman Jeremy Wade, the pacu is known as the “ball cutter.” In 2011, Wade said locals informed him that two fisherman had died from blood loss after something in the water had bitten off their testicles, according to the Metro.

-and-

Biologists say any pacus in the Illinois lake are most likely former aquarium pets, according to the Journal-News. Anyone caught dumping the fish in the lake could face criminal charges.

Oh mommy, forget the puppy, I want a ball cutter!

You gotta post a picture. Apparently, I’ve forgotten how.

It actually looks more like a dork fish.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/07/pacu-testicle-eating-fish-illinois-lake_n_1656015.html

 Signature 

"It is not the critic who counts: not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again, because there is no effort without error or shortcoming, but who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, who spends himself for a worthy cause.” Teddy Roosevelt

Profile
 
 
dui_attorney
Posted: 11 July 2012 09:03 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]  
All Star
Avatar
RankRankRank
Total Posts:  3932
Joined  2007-12-12

here’s a cnn report on this fish.

http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_c2#/video/us/2012/07/09/dnt-fish-with-teeth-found-in-lake.ksdk

 Signature 

"It is not the critic who counts: not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again, because there is no effort without error or shortcoming, but who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, who spends himself for a worthy cause.” Teddy Roosevelt

Profile
 
 
   
 
 
‹‹ It’s no 03/14 but it’ll do      More thinning the herd. ››