An Indoor Team Playing Outdoors
Posted: 26 July 2012 09:32 AM   [ Ignore ]  
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The Twins do seem to be struggling since leaving the Twinkie Dome.

But something is amiss in Minny.

The move from the infernal Metrodome to lush Target Field has enhanced the Twins’ bottom line, as expected — they signed Joe Mauer, their homegrown All-Star catcher, to an unprecedented eight-year, $184 million contract extension before he hit free agency.

But playing outdoors means playing real baseball, and an end to the quirky home-field advantage the Metrodome’s grayish-white roof and unpredictably spongy turf provided.

Mauer is a case in point. He hit 16 of his 28 homers at the Metrodome in 2009, its final season. He has 18 in two-plus years since, including only four at Target Field, where the spacious dimensions negate his power to the alleys.

“They’re an indoor team that no longer plays indoors,” Sox broadcaster Steve Stone said.

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Posted: 26 July 2012 12:32 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]  
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I guess all the Muppets are on the playground right now.

Seems to be a bit too simplistic.

After all, the Twins seemed to have no problem in prior years beating the tar out of the White Sox in the concrete open air confines of The Cell.

The team just stinks. Like rotting cabbages.

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Posted: 26 July 2012 01:38 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]  
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There no longer the dreaded piranha, they’ve morphed into the loveable guppies.

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Posted: 26 July 2012 01:44 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]  
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Wonder how much longer Ron Gardengnome will keep his job..

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Posted: 26 July 2012 02:05 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]  
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The Twins go through GMs & managers like I do underwear; one pair every 30 years or so. RG ain’t going nowhere.

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Posted: 26 July 2012 02:58 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]  
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Ozzie is gonna love Cabbageland.

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Posted: 26 July 2012 09:14 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]  
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BigBadBill - 26 July 2012 02:05 PM

The Twins go through GMs & managers like I do underwear; one pair every 30 years or so. RG ain’t going nowhere.

Um, Bill? The underwear thing?

TMI…

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