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Oneiri was a holdover from the old regime that ran a dumpy scouting and development program south of the border.

His contract was extended by Cap’n prior to Theogime running the show.

I’m glad he is fired.

Phil Rogers thinks the wrong guys got fired. He wants Cap’n G-O-N-E!!

Someday I might meet someone who can explain how he’s an asset to the organization, but if I do it will be a first. The guy at the top should be on his way out alongside Fleita, Wasserstrom and anybody else who is asked to turn in his copy of “The Cubs Way,’’ and don’t tell me that this job shuffle has nothing to do with Kenney because he’s not on the baseball side.

Cap’n owns the team.

Tennille serves to the pleasure of the Cap’n.

Theogime can fire just about anybody except Cap’n of course and his sidekick.

Theogime can trade just about anybody except for Soriano of course.

Rules of the Wrigley playground.

Now pay up and root root root for the home team!

If Boers & Bernstein are to be believed (and generally they aren’t because they’re a couple of major league f***tards), Theo actually has the authority to fire Crane Kenney.

If that were true, why is Kenney still employed? My guess Theo knows Kenney is Ricketts’ kind of guy and is afraid to fire him.

TomD - 16 August 2012 06:47 PM

If Boers & Bernstein are to be believed (and generally they aren’t because they’re a couple of major league f***tards), Theo actually has the authority to fire Crane Kenney.

If that were true, why is Kenney still employed? My guess Theo knows Kenney is Ricketts’ kind of guy and is afraid to fire him.

Theogime cannot fire Tennille.

That is why they share the same job title - Team President.

Tennille is a fucking idiot indeed. But Tennille is also a lawyer so the description is a bit redundant.

It seems Tennille has focused on his singular purpose of shaking down small towns for minor league ballparks.