I think it was just time for me to move on. My first year there I thought we got a lot done and were headed in the right direction. I think before (Jay Cutler and Matt Forte got hurt last season) we were 7-3 and I felt like if we weren’t the best team in the NFC, one of the better teams. Things kind of unraveled there.
BEARS FAN TRANSLATOR - The Bears told me to fuck off. Everything went wrong because I sucked as an offensive coordinator. I blame everything on injuries because we were a great offensive unit. Cutler and Forte bailed on me just to get me fired.
My feelings about Jay certainly have not changed. Obviously like I said, before he got injured, he was really playing at a high level. I was very pleased with him. I think he’ll pick up where he left off. I think he’ll have a terrific year.
BEARS FAN TRANSLATOR - Jay Cutler is a major asshole. I only made those play calls hoping he would fucking die on that turf. I hope he breaks his neck. Webb fucking blows.
I just think he was still learning the position to some extent, and I just believe using him inside is an excellent idea. I just think that we were just a little bit thin and used him in too many things, probably overused him. I think in some respects it confused him, trying to do too many things with him.
BEARS FAN TRANSLATOR - Devin Hester is a fucking idiot who doesn’t know how to cross the street let alone understand a NFL offense playbook. He fucked everything up.
He just has to continue to grow, like all good players. He’s such a talent and he’s got a commitment to this team and loves this team. I just think he’ll continue to grow in that environment. They’ve done a very good job with him.
BEARS FAN TRANSLATOR - I just answered this question already. For crissakes, I just told all of you that Jay Cutler is a fucking asshole.
No, that’s incorrect. I don’t know why or how that got started, who brought that to light. But I just talked to him about a week ago and wished him the best of luck.
BEARS FAN TRANSLATOR - Mike Tice is also a fucking idiot. That entire coaching staff is a bunch of fucking idiots overseen by a fucking idiot. I hate Mike Tice. I hate all of them. Fuck that team.
I think what they’ve done with the roster, I’m real excited about their chances. They have to keep everybody healthy. That’s the way it is in that league. If they can keep everybody healthy, heck yeah.
BEARS FAN TRANSLATOR - I don’t give a shit about the Chicago Bears. They are going to suck without me running the offense. And I hope they fall flat on their faces. Fuck Lovie Smith.
He’s been around it for such a long time, he’ll do just fine. He’s very intelligent. He has a good grasp of how to change in the game. He understands when things have to change.
BEARS FAN TRANSLATOR - Mike Tice is the Caleb Hanie of NFL offensive coordinators. He is now Jay’s little bitch.