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2012 Week#2: Chicago Bears vs Green Bay Packers Official JaytheJoke Pre/Game/Post Thread
Posted: 13 September 2012 09:00 AM   [ Ignore ]  
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A few things:

A. No doubt that the red zone will be very very loud and disturbing for Quitler.

B. No doubt the Packers defense took note of Quitler’s comments.

C. The Packers defense might really suck.

D. The Packers defense might not completely suck.

E. J Webb is still wearing a Bears uniform.

F. Brian Urlacher is still playing on 1 leg.

G. Brandon Marshall has not bitch slapped any teammates.

H. Green Bay is 0-1 and not really in the mood to go 0-2.

I. Chicago is 1-0 and not really in the mood to go 1-1.

J. Charlie G’s will be showing the game. This is very important.

K. Peanut may or may not play. This may or may not be good.

L. Aaron Rodgers is not worse than Quitler.

M. That belt move by Rodgers is goddamn stupid.

N. So is anything mimed by cement face Clay Matthews.

O. The Packers are young. The Bears are old.

P. Matt Forte is the best at what he does in the entire league.

Q. Still working on that “Pick 6” graphic?

R. is for the better party.

S. My son is wearing a FORTE jersey. Fucking orange again?

T. Jeff Joniak should be calling every football game. On radio and television. No ifs, ands or buts.

U. Nobody will really be watching the Sox tonight.

V. erlander will be owned by Sale anyway.

W. Fire Lovie Smith.

X. This should be a National Holiday. Seriously.

Y. I bet those lazy fuckers won’t be negotiating to end the strike tonight.

Z. Bears win. Fuck off Green Bay.

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Posted: 13 September 2012 09:16 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]  
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The Bears will win, the strike will end before kickoff or else Lewis will eat the CPS negotiating team and Charlie G’s will discount their wings just for Slim.

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Posted: 13 September 2012 09:23 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]  
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Just give her Rahm Emanuel in carbon freeze and call it a day already.

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Posted: 13 September 2012 10:35 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]  
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GB’s a 6 point favorite last time I looked.

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Posted: 13 September 2012 10:54 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]  
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SouthSideSlim - 13 September 2012 10:35 AM

GB’s a 6 point favorite last time I looked.

That must be in Green Bay.

In Hyde Park, the Bears are a 52 point favorite.

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Posted: 13 September 2012 11:20 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]  
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I’d bet that there are some in Hyde Park that hate the Bears, and long for the days when the Cardinals called Chicago home. BTW, the Picadilly did house them during the season.

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Posted: 13 September 2012 11:23 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]  
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Just took another look. It’s now Packers by 5. The Bears should win if they can limit Rodger’s time on the field.

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Posted: 13 September 2012 11:40 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]  
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SouthSideSlim - 13 September 2012 11:20 AM

I’d bet that there are some in Hyde Park that hate the Bears, and long for the days when the Cardinals called Chicago home. BTW, the Picadilly did house them during the season.

Some but not the bookies.

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Posted: 13 September 2012 11:47 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]  
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SouthSideSlim - 13 September 2012 11:23 AM

Just took another look. It’s now Packers by 5. The Bears should win if they can limit Rodger’s time on the field.

wow this is a shocking statement… explain to me how the Bears can win if the packers offense is never on the field… such a riveting comment.... keep the offense off the field and you can win....

However, remember that use to be the Bears strategy- to NOT have the offense on the field.. and they went to the super bowl!

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Posted: 13 September 2012 12:07 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]  
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SouthSideSlim - 13 September 2012 11:23 AM

Just took another look. It’s now Packers by 5. The Bears should win if they can limit Rodger’s time on the field.

I agree.

Keep that shit defense on the field.

And Rodgers off it.

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Posted: 13 September 2012 12:28 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]  
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BigBadBill - 13 September 2012 09:16 AM

The Bears will win, the strike will end before kickoff or else Lewis will eat the CPS negotiating team and Charlie G’s will discount their wings just for Slim.

There are a number of places in the Atlanta area. Problem is that they’re all at least 25 miles away.

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Posted: 13 September 2012 12:35 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]  
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25 miles = discount wings. A price well worth paying.

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Posted: 13 September 2012 12:37 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]  
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A special surprise is already will be waiting for you at Charlie G’s.

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Posted: 13 September 2012 12:37 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]  
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Worth driving over 100 miles....

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Posted: 13 September 2012 12:47 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]  
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Guys, I don’t drive. Bad eyesight, one eye is 20/1000+ the other 20/400. My wife works until 7 tonight (EST) and wouldn’t drive 25 feet to watch a football game. Neither of my adult sons can’t do it for various reasons. So I need to be able to walk there. It’s “Biker Night” at Hooters, so that’s out. There’s one other place that I’m going to scope out. Otherwise, I be at my computer at home.

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Posted: 13 September 2012 12:54 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]  
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Bill can arrange for a limo.

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