I read on another board that Bob Ryan is taking an extended leave of absence from the Boston Globe due to his son’s death. Apparently Mike Lupica and our own f*cktarded evil elf will be guesting while he’s gone. I’ve searched but can’t find any corroboration on the interwebs.
The evidence for the BPLP’s departure-
1- The Globe has carried his malicious rants in the past.
2- He gave Tom Brady and the Pats extended tongue baths this season.
3- He hates Chicago.
4- Bob Ryan is 61 and may retire.
5- The Scum-Times is a sinking ship, and the Globe offers job security.
6- Bahston is much closer to the f*cktarded confines of ESPN.
The only mitigating factor I can see keeping him here is his ginormous ego. On the East Coast he’s just another blowhard. Unfortunately, in Chicago he’s THE blowhard. Going to Boston where loud-mouthed, controversy seekers are a dime a dozen will only reveal what an untalented hack the he truly is. That’s why I think he’ll ultimately stay here.
Hopefully more info to follow. We can only hope…