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Posted: 26 February 2008 11:04 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]  
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Toko - 26 February 2008 11:00 AM

I’ve learned something while in rehab. To look at the good and bad in each situation. The good here is................ well.............. FUCK GOLF!!!! Who gives a flying fuck???!!! It’s golf! It’s a god damn rich man bullshit hobby game-- like being the best of the best when it comes to lawn darts.

The only thing impressive here is that a black dude is at the top of a white rich man’s “sport”.  Ha ha ha- fuck you cracker boys!- are you guys better at us at anything???? You got hockey and that’s it-- but I’m telling you I’m going to breed a bunch of little black indians to take over the hockey world!

Kiss my ass F***tard. SUCK ANOTHER DICK CUZ YOU AIN’T GONNA GET IT FROM THE BLACK MAN!- HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

This column isn’t even worthing of sucking my left testical.

Rehad didn’t seem to work out that well for you.

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Posted: 26 February 2008 11:06 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]  
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The entire who is better then who is just a lazy way to write an article.  Those are arguments that are reserved for drunken bar talk and stupid ESPN specials.  Either way, no one really cares the next day.

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Posted: 26 February 2008 11:06 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]  
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IlliniEd - 26 February 2008 11:06 AM

The entire who is better then who is just a lazy way to write an article.  Those are arguments that are reserved for drunken bar talk and stupid ESPN specials.  Either way, no one really cares the next day.

Agreed but what makes this even worse is that none of this was even original.

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Posted: 26 February 2008 11:07 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]  
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tyrone briggs - 26 February 2008 11:04 AM

Toko - 26 February 2008 11:00 AM
I’ve learned something while in rehab. To look at the good and bad in each situation. The good here is................ well.............. FUCK GOLF!!!! Who gives a flying fuck???!!! It’s golf! It’s a god damn rich man bullshit hobby game-- like being the best of the best when it comes to lawn darts.

The only thing impressive here is that a black dude is at the top of a white rich man’s “sport”.  Ha ha ha- fuck you cracker boys!- are you guys better at us at anything???? You got hockey and that’s it-- but I’m telling you I’m going to breed a bunch of little black indians to take over the hockey world!

Kiss my ass F***tard. SUCK ANOTHER DICK CUZ YOU AIN’T GONNA GET IT FROM THE BLACK MAN!- HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

This column isn’t even worthing of sucking my left testical.

Rehad didn’t seem to work out that well for you.

Actually it IS working. I use to hold IN my anger and drink and do drugs instead. I surpressed things and comforted myself with drugs and alcohol and hookers. Instead they have taught me to express my feelings and attitudes more opinionly so I don’t turn to these things.

FUCK YOU TYRONE! I’m just kidding.

Seriously I’m better.

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Posted: 26 February 2008 11:10 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 20 ]  
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Toko - 26 February 2008 11:07 AM

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Toko - 26 February 2008 11:00 AM
I’ve learned something while in rehab. To look at the good and bad in each situation. The good here is................ well.............. FUCK GOLF!!!! Who gives a flying fuck???!!! It’s golf! It’s a god damn rich man bullshit hobby game-- like being the best of the best when it comes to lawn darts.

The only thing impressive here is that a black dude is at the top of a white rich man’s “sport”.  Ha ha ha- fuck you cracker boys!- are you guys better at us at anything???? You got hockey and that’s it-- but I’m telling you I’m going to breed a bunch of little black indians to take over the hockey world!

Kiss my ass F***tard. SUCK ANOTHER DICK CUZ YOU AIN’T GONNA GET IT FROM THE BLACK MAN!- HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

This column isn’t even worthing of sucking my left testical.

Rehad didn’t seem to work out that well for you.

Actually it IS working. I use to hold IN my anger and drink and do drugs instead. I surpressed things and comforted myself with drugs and alcohol and hookers. Instead they have taught me to express my feelings and attitudes more opinionly so I don’t turn to these things.

FUCK YOU TYRONE! I’m just kidding.

Seriously I’m better.

So instead of bottling up your emotions and masking the pain with booze drugs and hookers, you are going to express your pain and feelings while still taking the booze drugs and hookers?

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Posted: 26 February 2008 11:47 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 21 ]  
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Toko - 26 February 2008 11:07 AM
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Toko - 26 February 2008 11:00 AM
I’ve learned something while in rehab. To look at the good and bad in each situation. The good here is................ well.............. FUCK GOLF!!!! Who gives a flying fuck???!!! It’s golf! It’s a god damn rich man bullshit hobby game-- like being the best of the best when it comes to lawn darts.

The only thing impressive here is that a black dude is at the top of a white rich man’s “sport”.  Ha ha ha- fuck you cracker boys!- are you guys better at us at anything???? You got hockey and that’s it-- but I’m telling you I’m going to breed a bunch of little black indians to take over the hockey world!

Kiss my ass F***tard. SUCK ANOTHER DICK CUZ YOU AIN’T GONNA GET IT FROM THE BLACK MAN!- HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

This column isn’t even worthing of sucking my left testical.

Rehad didn’t seem to work out that well for you.

Actually it IS working. I use to hold IN my anger and drink and do drugs instead. I surpressed things and comforted myself with drugs and alcohol and hookers. Instead they have taught me to express my feelings and attitudes more opinionly so I don’t turn to these things.

FUCK YOU TYRONE! I’m just kidding.

Seriously I’m better.

So instead of bottling up your emotions and masking the pain with booze drugs and hookers, you are going to express your pain and feelings while still taking the booze drugs and hookers?

No. I’m clean. 2 days running. Wow. I should celebrate with a beer, some pot, and a blow job.

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Posted: 26 February 2008 11:48 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 22 ]  
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You make it a habit of celebrating sobriety with booze or drugs?

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Posted: 26 February 2008 11:49 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 23 ]  
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IlliniEd - 26 February 2008 11:48 AM

You make it a habit of celebrating sobriety with booze or drugs?

Doesn’t everyone?

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Posted: 26 February 2008 11:51 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 24 ]  
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I am guessing no.  But I have been wrong before?  I coudl see it for a 10 year of sobriety or something like that.  I bet you celebrate sobriety every day then.

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Posted: 26 February 2008 11:55 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 25 ]  
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IlliniEd - 26 February 2008 11:51 AM

I am guessing no.  But I have been wrong before?  I coudl see it for a 10 year of sobriety or something like that.  I bet you celebrate sobriety every day then.

I am just being a true, American, patriot.
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Posted: 26 February 2008 12:28 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 26 ]  
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Mariotti’s just getting warmed up for the next “Who’s Now” special with this latest crap.
Speaking of borrowings, er, notice how the title I gave this topic ended up on the front page? Just sayin’, because I’m all about the gratuitous self-promotion and all.

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Posted: 26 February 2008 12:33 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 27 ]  
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The Chronek - 26 February 2008 12:28 PM

Mariotti’s just getting warmed up for the next “Who’s Now” special with this latest crap.
Speaking of borrowings, er, notice how the title I gave this topic ended up on the front page? Just sayin’, because I’m all about the gratuitous self-promotion and all.

Your thread was already started prior to the post, so you get the cred for the snazzy title.

Just be careful, Survivor might come looking for you....

Fire the F***tard.

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Posted: 26 February 2008 01:50 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 28 ]  
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I just thought of something- TIGER’S FUCKED! He’s cursed. Well it was fun as long as it lasted Tiger. Your career is over. Your wife is going to leave you and take your baby. No more wins.
Congrats you just jumped the shark! Got to love F***tard.

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Posted: 26 February 2008 08:05 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 29 ]  
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I’m really surprised that no one mentioned Mike Downey’s column today.

Mike, here’s a shout out to ya from JTJ.

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TomD - 26 February 2008 09:47 PM

LOL That was great. The MDF only wishes he was that witty and clever.

I thought so too. The thought entered my mind that he was parodying F***tard.:grin

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