The only problem with inviting Tinky to a tryout is that when he puts his hands under center, he will be grabbing the wrong balls. Do you really wish that on Olin? Actually, that could be kind of fun to watch. Imagine what Olin would do to him
The names are known to Angelo and the rest of us. They are Chris Simms of Texas, son of Phil, on more magazine covers these days than Britney Spears; Carson Palmer of USC, the classic dropback passer; Jason Thomas of UNLV, described as bigger and stronger than Michael Vick with as good a throwing arm; Joe Harrington of Oregon, known to every theater goer and panhandler in Times Square as the guy with the larger-than-life mural; and Kurt Kittner of Illinois, biggest thing out of Schaumburg since Woodfield Mall. Early reports suggest this class might approach the hype of a 1999 draft group that included Donovan McNabb, Daunte Culpepper, Tim Couch, Akili Smith and McNown. Who’s best for the Bears? As one who wanted Hatley either to trade up for Dolton native McNabb or settle for McNown, I was only half-right in retrospect. Unruffled, the August selection here is Thomas, who debuts against Northwestern next month. - F***tard, 8/19/01
you are banking on a quarterback class being great based on :
A) A guy from UNLV of all places
B) A guy who is known for having a large picture in NY not what he did on the field.
C) A guy who was given a starting job despite the fact he wasnt even the best QB on the team....(That is the waste of sperm Chris Simms)
D) KURT KITTNER?!!!!!
It was fascinating to see McNown after the game, charming national media members. A Sports Illustrated reporter asked him to break down the terminology of Crowton’s attack as it pertained to the Engram catch, and McNown explained in a snap. “He’s the high and the high- low,” he said, “and (the Giants) buzzed the guy underneath.” The SI guy nodded as if he understood every word. I wondered whether McNown was goofing around. - F***tard 8/7/00
Yes at one time, F***tard was infatuated with McNown.
He is another person on my waste of sperm list. I really cant stand that bastage. He did more to ruin the bears then Jauron did. And he ruined Tim Couch’s life. In fact, I think he had something to do with Watergate if you look hard enough.
And is it me, or are the same charateristics that Tinky is so infatuated with in McNown also very similar to what he hates in Rex. Except Rex has a sense of humility.
When NFL teams secure quality quarterbacks, they don’t let go, which is why Patriots owner Bob Kraft handed Bledsoe a Favre-like contract. - F***tard 8/10/03
I’m sure Kraft thanks God every day for Bledsoe’s contributions to their Super Bowl success. Hey wait a minute....
You know what. Bledsoe did get hurt and allowed Brady to take over. That is a huge contribution. In all seriousness though, Bledsoe did win the Pittsburgh game when Brady got hurt in the playoffs that year. He was a factor and not just a little one.
The issue is whether Miller, he of the downfield arm strength and pretty spiral, might be the diamond in the rough properly suited for a wild and complex passing offense. - F***tard 11/16/99
I actually respect Jim Miller. F***tard fawned all over the guy after a 400 yard offensive game and then endlessly bashed th QB for the rest of his career with the Bears. Flip Flop.
Not sure how many people read the thread I created awhile ago regarding ATH. In case you didn’t realize, I guess if you WATCH a sport long enough that means that you automatically become an expert at doing that sport. This is why F***tard watches so much gay porn- Paco is one happy man. Anyway, I’m sure this would be F***tard’s response to you guys doubting his expertise with Quarterbacks.
Not sure how many people watch or dare to watch ATH.
Thought it deserved it’s own thread for F***tard.
Yesterday, I watched only 10 minutes of it-- they were discussing Kobe’s floppy arm and elbow problem and if it was his “natural way of shooting”.
F***tard of course said it was deliberate and showed everyone the proper technique-- with great laughs from everyone, I believe Reali commented “since when did you become an expert on shooting techniques?”.
F***tard looked at him with a bewildered smug and said “Uhm, hello, I’ve witnessed 6 Championship Bull’s teams"-- before he could say anything else he got muted and all points erased.
