Maybe Selig will get back to us in 2009, the year he intends to retire. - F***tard
If I were the commisioner, and the steroids scandals of the ‘90s happened under my nose, I’d be vowing every day until my funeral to uncover everything and tell all. - F***tard
Yup, you read the above correctly.
Today is just one of those “toss-off” columns* that really relate to nothing new or earth shattering for the Chicago sports scene. Its been awhile since F***tard has bashed baseball collectively as a sport and what better way than to blame every woe on its commissioner Bud Selig? And of course none of the “supporting” quotes were obtained by F***tard. There is a bunch of references such as Buster Olney.
In this column*, F***tard plays superhero with a superior knowledge of biochemistry. Every sport on the planet is equally vulnerable to HGH abuse, however F***tard brazenly hammers Selig for not being able to detect the hormone’s abuse among baseball players and suggests that He F***tard of Nobel Prize in Science Distinction would find a way to test and root out the cheaters.
And just who is F***tard’s supporting alibi? Gary Sheffield. Yeah there is a good source (read from another magazine of course) that lends tremendous credibility. Wasn’t Sheff embroiled in his own steroid controversy?
Basically, I think F***tard watched a couple of Star Trek re-runs last night in the comfy confines of the bunker and was aroused by William Shatner’s all knowing, brave and powerful Captain Kirk. Now F***tard wants to emulate His hero as MLB’s next commissioner.
Perhaps this is why F***tard may be ON THE TAKE by “super” (I’m sticking to that hero theme here) asshole agents like MF Rosenhaus and Scot Boras. Part of the deal on His yellow journalism* attacks on the establishment “to show the players the money” is that He gets to play commissioner for baseball.
Hey F***tard perhaps You think that it is funny bashing our sports teams and printing this outrageous stupid crap. But keep in mind, Chicago is not laughing with you. We are laughing AT you. Time to get out of town douchebag.
Fire the F***tard.
An observation - Note that this week is Spring Break. F***tard allegedly has two small kids. Just like the holiday season, F***tard is writing columns* every single day. Most people I know take the kids to Disney World or something. The Fuctkard household ain’t exactly Camelot now is it? Glad to see that F***tard is making the most of His second chance after the angioplasty in January. Hey F***tard, get off your fat ass and take those kids of yours to the planetarium or something. A little fresh air might do some good.