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Posted: 25 July 2008 11:39 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]  
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IlliniEd - 25 July 2008 11:37 AM

How do you join the club?

Marry her after I die in bed.

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Posted: 25 July 2008 11:43 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]  
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What is I pay a membership fee? 

Crap, that sounded bad.

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Posted: 25 July 2008 12:31 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]  
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Not of your wife, you schmuck - the giftwrapped gaping maw sponges!

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Posted: 25 July 2008 12:49 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]  
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BigBadBill - 25 July 2008 11:39 AM

IlliniEd - 25 July 2008 11:37 AM
How do you join the club?

Marry her after I die in bed.

You’d seriously be okay if Ed married your wife and had sex with her over and over and over again after you die? She’d do nasty things to him and you’d be okay with that?

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Posted: 25 July 2008 01:00 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 20 ]  
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Jamel - 25 July 2008 12:49 PM

You’d seriously be okay if Ed married your wife and had sex with her over and over and over again after you die? She’d do nasty things to him and you’d be okay with that?

As long as I stayed dead, yeah.

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Posted: 25 July 2008 01:08 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 21 ]  
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Uh, why wouldnt you stay dead?  033102stupid_1_prv

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Posted: 25 July 2008 01:15 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 22 ]  
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IlliniEd - 25 July 2008 01:08 PM

Uh, why wouldnt you stay dead?  033102stupid_1_prv

Bill knows santeria, he won’t be dead for long.

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Posted: 25 July 2008 01:16 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 23 ]  
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IlliniEd - 25 July 2008 01:08 PM

Uh, why wouldnt you stay dead? 033102stupid_1_prv

I died once before and came back. I am beyond resilient.

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Posted: 25 July 2008 01:17 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 24 ]  
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IlliniEd - 25 July 2008 01:08 PM
Uh, why wouldnt you stay dead?  033102stupid_1_prv

Bill knows santeria, he won’t be dead for long.

Bill knows lots of drinks.  I fail to see your point.

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Posted: 25 July 2008 01:21 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 25 ]  
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Uh, why wouldnt you stay dead?  033102stupid_1_prv

Bill knows santeria, he won’t be dead for long.

Bill knows lots of drinks.  I fail to see your point.

You’re thinking of sangria. Santeria is 100% different from Sangria. Santeria is not a drink my friend.

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Posted: 25 July 2008 01:23 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 26 ]  
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HAH! You accused Ed of thinking. That is the funniest thing I have read in weeks. LOL

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Posted: 25 July 2008 01:24 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 27 ]  
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BigBadBill - 25 July 2008 01:23 PM

HAH! You accused Ed of thinking. That is the funniest thing I have read in weeks. LOL

ha ha yeah...what he said....  downer

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Posted: 25 July 2008 06:11 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 28 ]  
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IlliniEd - 25 July 2008 01:08 PM
Uh, why wouldnt you stay dead?  033102stupid_1_prv

Bill knows santeria, he won’t be dead for long.

Bill know Carlos Santeria? Man, that guy’s a great guitarist!

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