Great post, Thick, and congrats on The Front Page feature. 

How long did it take Tinky to jump off the Cubs’ bandwagon?  Fans should be happy about that.

The pressure of proving oneself for being the daily most ignorant asshole in Chicago must be a daunting task indeed.

Fire the F***tard.

Can we give him props for making it look easy?

tyrone briggs - 25 July 2008 12:11 PM

The pressure of proving oneself for being the daily most ignorant asshole in Chicago must be a daunting task indeed.

Fire the F***tard.

Sure, that’s all good and stuff, but where is your banana for Thick?

And congratulations on your terrific post! Full deserving to be on the front page and much more entertaining and informative to read than typical bullshit smeared on the S/T back page!

All season, as you know, I’ve emphasized calm and faith in Cubdom, advocating patience…

Well there was another pointless article by Jay. This was just for word quota fill up and money.

Now I have to print this and put it on the refrigerator

Congrats! This may have been one of the most pointless columns* he as written in awhile. I tried to make sense of it late last night and couldn’t. Thank you for aiding all of us in this.

To the whole thing about Tinky being “creeped out” about Wood going on the DL. Here’s a list of things that should creep people out:

-Finding a dead body
-Finding out the dead body is the hooker you slept with the night before (See Toko about this)
-Stalkers
-Pederasts
-Tinky (couldn’t forget him!)

Sorry, someone going on the DL doesn’t creep me out. I tend to get creeped out when I see an image of someone who has been badly mangled or something that may literally cause my stomach to turn. Seeing a rat run across a restaurant floor would be something else you could add to that list.

What are you talking about.  Have you ever had a blister before.  Sometimes it pops, you get some sweat or salt water or other salty fluid in it and it stings really bad.  how can that NOT creap you out?

Well now that you put it that way, yes that would creep me out. I took it as Tinky saying the fact that Wood was going to the DL was some sort of sign and that the act of him going to the DL creeped him out.

c-u_johnny - 25 July 2008 02:01 PM

Well now that you put it that way, yes that would creep me out. I took it as Tinky saying the fact that Wood was going to the DL was some sort of sign and that the act of him going to the DL creeped him out.

You’re right, Ed is just fascinated with pus.

I am a doctor...at elast that is what I tell the ladies.  gigity gigity.

IlliniEd - 25 July 2008 02:06 PM

I am a doctor...at elast that is what I tell the ladies.  gigity gigity.

Damn, now I have to come up with a new pick up line.