F***tard Hits the Speaking Circuit?
Posted: 31 August 2008 10:42 AM   [ Ignore ]  
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Dear Lord, did Syracuse actually pay F***tard for that J-school gig?

http://athletes-celebrities.tseworld.com/sports/sports-writers/jay-mariotti.php

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Posted: 31 August 2008 10:47 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]  
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[quoteJay Mariotti Endorsement

As a lead sports columnist, Mariotti is never dull and always armed with an opinion. Famous for his topical, out-front-first style, a Jay Mariotti endorsement will make your product stand out thanks to a man who doesn’t believe in hiding in the background
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Now if this isn’t the biggest piece of crap I’ve ever read. The guy hides from every athlete he rips!

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Posted: 31 August 2008 11:35 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]  
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We should book him for our “Jay the Joke” year end banquet. Kind of like a celebrity roast. Except replace “derogatory put-downs” with “painfully accurate cock punches”. We’ll charge $20 a punch, all proceeds going to charity.

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Posted: 31 August 2008 12:30 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]  
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A Jay Mariotti appearance in the sporting headlines is no always for reporting. As a columnist, Mariotti has occasionally gains attention

Did Jay write this himself?

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Posted: 31 August 2008 12:41 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]  
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rockybiddle - 31 August 2008 12:30 PM

A Jay Mariotti appearance in the sporting headlines is no always for reporting. As a columnist, Mariotti has occasionally gains attention

Did Jay write this himself?

Given the misuse of the proper tense of “gain” (should be “gained” rather than “gains"), I’d say yes.

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Posted: 31 August 2008 01:18 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]  
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I keep hearing my 4th grade teacher; “if you have to use “also” more than once in a story, you are a lazy writer.” So, yeah, I think Jay wrote that himself*.

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Posted: 31 August 2008 01:25 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]  
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Famous for his topical, out-front-first style,

Two Day Jay?  Out front?  When did I miss this revelation?

a Jay Mariotti endorsement will make your product stand out thanks to a man who doesn’t believe in hiding in the background.

The only way to sell something with Jay as your spokes person is by paying him to endorse the other guys product.

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Posted: 31 August 2008 01:30 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]  
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BigBadBill - 31 August 2008 01:18 PM

I keep hearing my 4th grade teacher; “if you have to use “also” more than once in a story, you are a lazy writer.” So, yeah, I think Jay wrote that himself*.

I missed “no” when “not” was meant. I can think of a number of JTJers that write better than that.

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Posted: 31 August 2008 01:55 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]  
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I keep hearing my 4th grade teacher; “if you have to use “also” more than once in a story, you are a lazy writer.” So, yeah, I think Jay wrote that himself*.

I missed “no” when “not” was meant. I can think of a number of JTJers that write better than that.

And I would NOT be one of them.  LOL

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Posted: 31 August 2008 02:37 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]  
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They haven’t updated the entry, yet.  It will now read: “Also available for bagging groceries, dressing up as a clown for birthday parties and preparing fried foods.”

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Posted: 31 August 2008 09:49 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]  
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Jay Mariotti Endorsement As a lead sports columnist, Mariotti is never dull and always armed with an opinion. Famous for his topical, out-front-first style, a Jay Mariotti endorsement will make your product stand out thanks to a man who doesn’t believe in hiding in the background

I have to laugh at least 100 times when I read this garbage… Seriously, why would anybody pay more than a buffalo nickel to hear some schmuck like F**tard who spent his* off-hours in the 1990s probably hanging out with the likes of Jeff Dahmer in Milwaukee for back rubs, pillow fights and cooking lessons?

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Posted: 01 September 2008 08:50 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]  
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Out of curiosity, has Jay’s Wikipedia entry been updated yet?

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Posted: 01 September 2008 11:53 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]  
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Let’s not forget to mention that it was unlocked and updated the day after he* quit.

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Posted: 01 September 2008 12:23 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]  
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TomD - 01 September 2008 12:07 PM

SouthSideSlim - 01 September 2008 11:53 AM
Let’s not forget to mention that it was unlocked and updated the day after he* quit.

It looks like it’s been updated a few times since he quit.

Are we surprised?...No!grin

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