And to think that 5½ months ago, after a 3-8 start, Wallace was looking like an overpriced stiff as he was challenging Skiles on his no-headband rule. While Ben was right in his crusade—why was the marketing department selling the headband-and-hair persona when the coach didn’t want it?—the flap could have exploded if Skiles didn’t quickly diffuse it. Rather than take on Wallace, he finessed him—and the headband hasn’t been seen since. ‘’It really was no big deal,’’ Skiles said. ‘’Ben’s pretty much been a rock all season long, on and off the court.’’
I decided to turn one of the office televisions onto ATH yesterday because of a hunch.
And F***tard delivered, predicting the Pistons will win the series in 7. This amused Reali tremendously who said something like, “Of course you pick the Pistons.”
However, F***tard is too much of a goddamn coward (that is FAG in Venezuelan slang) to actually state this opinion in the F***tard-Times. Rather than actually having the COJONES, COURAGE & CONVICTION to write* what He* may or may not believe, F***tard circumvents the issue by talking about BULLSHIT such as Ben Wallace’s stupid headband and afro. And then F***tard bashes the Bulls sweep of the Heat:
Do not mistake that for self-doubt regarding the mission. It’s just a level-headed warning from a champion and four-time Defensive Player of the Year that the Bulls—no championship rings among them, other than Wallace’s—really haven’t achieved anything yet. The sweep of the defending-champion Heat was as impressive as it was stunning, but the opponent was old and limping while operating on fumes and false bravado.
He* ain’t gonna recapture that Lisagor with that attitude (or will He*)?
It is also amusing that F***tard berates the NBA playoff schedule because of “television” and yet considers $60 million chump change to pay an athlete. Great going F***tard. In case you haven’t heard, gas rates in the Chicago area are climing nearly $0.05 per gallon EVERY DAY this week (at last check in my neighborhood - $3.35/gallon). Insinuating that millions of dollars in salary to one player isn’t a lot of money and then bash the league for how it generates that type of revenue just to pay the athletes is absurd. So what would be F***tard’s alternate economic? Inflate ticket prices like gas?
The F***tard-Times should check the bastard’s expense report while supposedly in Auburn Hills this weekend. I bet F***tard calculates $12/gallon on the car rental. And John Barron is probably stupid enough to approve it.
The F***tard media seem to be against the Bulls in this series. Fuck them and fuck Detroit.
Bulls in 6.
Fire the F***tard.