I am sure his .235 batting average will be sorely missed. Maybe they can all Detroit and see if the can pry Nerfi Perez from them. They probably have water jug and 2 packs of gatorade they could trade for him. That is all he was worth when with the Cubs.
I can’t stand the thought of baseball beginning shortly. It’s too soon. Rumor has it that Wrecks Fuckman was at the playboy mansion living it up with 3 girls. Isn’t he fucking married?
God what an asshole. I wish he’d fucking go to Washington or Detroit. Let him rot over there.
NY, how do you really feel about Rex? I am not sure I can tell.
And it is time for baseball to start. Pro hoops are meaningless until the finals. College hoops are good, but Illinois won’t get that far this year unless they pull it together.
Wow, 81 posts already? You’re starting to worry me and Tyrone, man. We’re looking over our shoulders now.
Wrecks Fuckman can go to hell for all I care. Let him play for the Hell Devils. I’m sure, though, that he’d still throw off that damn back foot every time the pocket collapses. Even in Hell. Damn Wrecks Fuckman.
I can’t stand the thought of baseball beginning shortly. It’s too soon.
OMG...Bring on SPRING TRAINING BABY! Bring on the White Sox! Hey...has anyone gotten the “This is the Cubs year...wanna make a bet?” from any of your friends yet...I have now heard it twice. In fact...anyone in the Tempe, AZ area...stop at Sixshooters Bar and Grill at Rural and University and you will see one of the ignorant statements written on a bar napkin and stapled above the bar.
Juan Uribe should go back to Manitoba where he belongs. He sucks really, really bad. Is it me, or to the Sox just really suck now? They will not get back to the WS for another 50 years, is what I’m thinking.
You read it here first, people. The White Sox Will Not Win A World Series As Long As Jerry Reinsdorf Owns The Team.
Juan Uribe should go back to Manitoba where he belongs. He sucks really, really bad. Is it me, or to the Sox just really suck now? They will not get back to the WS for another 50 years, is what I’m thinking.
You read it here first, people. The White Sox Will Not Win A World Series As Long As Jerry Reinsdorf Owns The Team.
Again.
Based on what? What in the hell does Juan Uribe (or, in this case, your opinion of him) have ANYTHING to do with Reinsdorf owning the White Sox??
Reinsdorf, for all his faults, has brought 7 World Championships to Chicago over the last 15 years; more than the McCaskeys, Wirtz’s, and the Tribune COMBINED.
While I begrudgingly agree about Uribe, leave Reinsdorf out of this. If you hate JR, fine...just say that and don’t mask it in a Uribe post.
But my reference to him was a joke. It was alluding to F***tard’s comment about the Sox never winning a championship while the fat walrus JR owned the team, and then they went on to win the fucking thing about 3 months after the idiot wrote that.
