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Next year: Itch or No Itch?
He’ll be back. And in training camp. 2
He’ll be back. But only before the season starts. 0
He’ll quit. And then he’ll be back. No, he’ll quit. But then be back. Again. 9
He’ll quit. And stay retired. 0
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Posted: 26 December 2008 08:44 AM   [ Ignore ]  
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“I don’t want to go through what happened last year, for me and for everyone else,” Favre said. “And physically, you know, that has something to do with it as well. I played every game since ‘92. That’s not to say that some things don’t bother me. That will play a part in this decision as well.”

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/8986996/Favre-mum-on-future,-but-says-arm-may-be-issue

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Posted: 26 December 2008 10:12 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]  
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I hope Pennington fucking destroys the Jets on Sunday.

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Posted: 26 December 2008 12:05 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]  
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Tyrone, my sedtiments. Who benefited from the Favre trade, the Dolphins! The tuna strikes again!

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Posted: 26 December 2008 12:23 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]  
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Favre’s wishy washy flip floppedness is in full swing again. I’m hoping Joey Porter, another big mouth, hits him so hard that the momentum of F***tard.s colliding launches them both into another dimension, Jay’s bunker.

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Posted: 04 January 2009 10:15 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]  
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King writes on SI.com that Jets general manager Mike Tannenbaum told Favre to wait as long as he wanted before making a final decision, and that Favre replied “I’ll take some time, but it may be time to look in a different direction.’’

Favre’s retirement opus has become more interesting and relevant than his actual play.

If that doesn’t scream “quit for Chrissakes” what does?

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/afceast/0-4-703/Report--Favre-advises-Jets-to-move-on.html

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Posted: 04 January 2009 11:03 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]  
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TomD - 04 January 2009 11:01 AM

The MDQ will wait until February or March, annouce he’s retiring (complete with the obligatory sobbing), then announce in May he’s having second thoughts. Then in July announce he’s coming back and will demand to be the starter...FOR WHOEVER WINS THE SUPERBOWL THIS YEAR!

Now, that sounds about right.  banghead

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Posted: 04 January 2009 11:14 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]  
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Minnesota Vikings.

+ Favre

if they lose today.

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Posted: 04 January 2009 11:14 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]  
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TomD - 04 January 2009 11:01 AM

The MDQ will wait until February or March, annouce he’s retiring (complete with the obligatory sobbing), then announce in May he’s having second thoughts. Then in July announce he’s coming back and will demand to be the starter.

I hope he realizes that if he goes through another circus offseason like the last one, THIS is the stupid crap he’s going to be remembered for every bit as much as the comeback victories, two trips to the super bowl (one victory), MVP trophies, etc. Well, by everybody not named John Madden.

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Posted: 04 January 2009 11:23 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]  
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No QB got more mileage out of 1 SB win than Brett Favre.

Elway was better.
Montana was better.
Young was better.
Marino was better.

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Posted: 04 January 2009 11:35 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]  
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tyrone briggs - 04 January 2009 11:23 AM

No QB got more mileage out of 1 SB win than Brett Favre.

Elway was better.
Montana was better.
Young was better.
Marino was better.

Starr was better.
Bradshaw was better.
Unitas was better.

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Posted: 08 January 2009 10:13 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]  
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Read the comments.

Appears that Favre is losing that halo above his head.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/9049562/Favre:-I-won't-make-my-decision-for-'a-month'

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Posted: 08 January 2009 10:34 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]  
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What humors me about Farve and his supporters is their audacity to proclaim him a QB God.  Was he good? Sure.  But he is far from an all-time great in my opinion.  He is living on the strength of 3 MVP’s, MVP’s which he owes to having the media fawn at his every step and accomplishment and 1 SB win, which he owes to Desmond Howard breaking the game open on Special Teams, because until he broke it open in the second half it was still anyone’s game.  Howard’s returns put the Pack in control.  This guy has been average at best since 2001, as likely to hit a big play for the offense as he is to throw a crucial INT.

He has been completely un-clutch (is that even a word?) and has played a major role in losses/collapses in the playoffs.  Last year, he threw the overtime interception that set-up the game winning FG for the Giants, sending them to the Super Bowl.  In 2004, at home in the post-season against an 8-8 Vikings team, he threw 4 interceptions.  In 2002, again at home in the playoffs against an upstart Falcons team, he goes 20-42, 1 TD, 2 INT’s.  And, the start of his downslide, in 2001, was during a playoff game in St. Louis.  He tosses 6 INT’s (3 returned for TD’s) and 2 TD passes in a 45-17 defeat.

F***tard, I know you’re busy researching for your next column* where you spew your love for Farve.  I’m sure you’re finding sources you can use without attributing them.  Feel free to reference those playoff chokes before you go choke on his jock.

And just retire Brett.  When your QB rating is only slightly better than neckbeards despite having a better O-Line, receivers, and equal running game around you as well as a stout defense and a good coach, it’s probably time to hang em’ up.

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Posted: 09 January 2009 08:52 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]  
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Oscar De La Hoya is the Brett Favre of professional boxing.

Or is it Brett Favre that is the Oscar De La Hoya of the NFL?

Never can be sure.

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Posted: 09 January 2009 10:29 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]  
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What humors me about Farve and his supporters is their audacity to proclaim him a QB God.  Was he good? Sure.  But he is far from an all-time great in my opinion.  He is living on the strength of 3 MVP’s, MVP’s which he owes to having the media fawn at his every step and accomplishment and 1 SB win, which he owes to Desmond Howard breaking the game open on Special Teams, because until he broke it open in the second half it was still anyone’s game.  Howard’s returns put the Pack in control.  This guy has been average at best since 2001, as likely to hit a big play for the offense as he is to throw a crucial INT.

He has been completely un-clutch (is that even a word?) and has played a major role in losses/collapses in the playoffs.  Last year, he threw the overtime interception that set-up the game winning FG for the Giants, sending them to the Super Bowl.  In 2004, at home in the post-season against an 8-8 Vikings team, he threw 4 interceptions.  In 2002, again at home in the playoffs against an upstart Falcons team, he goes 20-42, 1 TD, 2 INT’s.  And, the start of his downslide, in 2001, was during a playoff game in St. Louis.  He tosses 6 INT’s (3 returned for TD’s) and 2 TD passes in a 45-17 defeat.

F***tard, I know you’re busy researching for your next column* where you spew your love for Farve.  I’m sure you’re finding sources you can use without attributing them.  Feel free to reference those playoff chokes before you go choke on his jock.

And just retire Brett.  When your QB rating is only slightly better than neckbeards despite having a better O-Line, receivers, and equal running game around you as well as a stout defense and a good coach, it’s probably time to hang em’ up.

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Posted: 09 January 2009 11:18 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]  
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Anyone here wear Wranglers because Brett feels so comfortable inside them?

Me neither.

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Posted: 09 January 2009 12:32 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]  
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I’m tired of this dramawhore.

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