I’d like to start out by thanking all the people who have contributed, in one form or another, to making Jay The Joke the continuing success it is. I especially want to thank all the journalists who go along with the fun and allow us to cite their works here on the front page. I would be horribly remiss if I didn’t take an additional nanosecond to thank Elliott Harris for all he’s done. He’s gone from being some random guy I emailed once to being a very dear friend and supporter of our humble efforts.
In keeping with the theme of Elliott’s blogs, I’ll wish him (and anyone else who might enjoy this) a Happy Nude Year!
I’d also like to pass along some great advice we got from our very own DUI_Attorney:
Here’s my warning to start the holiday season. Be especially careful. If you are at a party, limit yourself to one drink per hour and don’t drive for two hours after your last drink. If you are going to party hard, get a limo, a taxi or a hotel room. It will be much less expensive and much more safe.
Think of it as our way of saying we want you back next year.
If you live in Chicago, remember that the CTA offers penny rides to keep drunks from behind the wheel.
This is normally the time of year when people post their top or bottom 10 events of the year. Completely specious lists that are totally forgotten before they’re finished being read. I won’t bore you with anything like that.
Instead, I’ll ask you to join the, over, 70,000 people who’ve downloaded our 2010 Holiday Cookbook. I ran into a lady yesterday, figuratively as I’m a careful walker, who had a copy and had already made 3 of the recipes. She was thrilled beyond belief with them as she said they were all so clearly written it was impossible to screw anything up. No word on whether or not she tried the raccoon.
I’d love to hear from anyone who has.
I won’t keep you as I know you’ve got better things to do today.
Suffice it to say that all of us here at Jay The Joke wish each and everyone of you, yes, even you, a Bikini Bandit’s Themed New Year Celebration.
CLICK HERE TO VIOLATE ALL YOUR RESOLUTIONS EARLY
Follow us on Twitter!
Tweet