I will repost my comment from the last post, since it is relevant to this:

From Rat Vagina today:

“But if the Bears again are a one-and-done playoff casualty, only weeks after the Johnson controversy, won’t the approval ratings of both men dip to George Bush levels (39 percent)? And if so, how can they be issued extensions if media and fans are so unhappy with their performance?”

Who, among the fans, are unhappy with their performance?  We got great draft picks, and Lovie has finally made the Bears contenders after too many years of Jauron and Wannie. 
And why the hell should the “media” be “UNHAPPY” with their performance?  I thought they needed to be objective, etc?  Sounds to me like Mariotti is turning into a homer?

What a fag bastard.

I shall join reposting mania and add both of my last posts in one space;

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Somehow, through sheer force of will, I made it to the end of F***tard’s column*. It is there that he proves that his Google must not be working or that he is taking advice from blow up dolls. Either way, he compares Jerry Angelo’s decision with that of Donald Trump’s relative to Ms. America.

What strong statement did the Trumpster send out? That Ms. America deserved another chance since what she did would, at best, qualify as a misdemeanor. After all, the symbol of our country’s purity was seen involved in pseudo lesbian affairs, taking drugs and drinking heavily. Actually, that kind of sounds like fun. Anyway, righteous indignation aside, she kept her crown, is getting help and is moving on with her life. So, please help the elderly and the dense here; how the hell is that different than what Angelo did?

~~and~~

A F***tard HOLIDAY CARD

Damn it guys- if you’re gonna wait days to post a new thread at least let us know. How’s the pina coladas?

I realize Johnson’s parents made a persuasive impact. I realize Tank specified on paper how he intends to change his lifestyle. But come on, gentlemen. Do you actually think a guy who had six weapons in his house just last week, then made the foolish call to go clubbing in a notorious bar, has dramatically changed his ways in such a short period? My, don’t we all wish we had bosses so lenient. If it were me or you who had committed Tank’s sins and been arrested three times, we’d be looking for new work.

First line stolen from Tyrone, last two lines stolen from me.  What the fuck? You think F***tard Fudd actually looked into Tank’s childhood and did his own research or he went online, went here, and read our comments and stole our hard work?
So, now we are helping Mr Fudd write his columns- perfect....

Posted by Jamel on 12/21 at 11:13 AM

I agree with everything you said Pat. I would like to point out the other really ironic statement from today’s shit on a shingle.

“the Bears wavered, wobbled and flip-flopped before ultimately selling out to the irresponsible concept that they need Tank.”

Jay using the words flip and flopped to describe someone else?

From the F***tard Video Library; The Meaning of Flip Flop.

Damn it BBB- stop doing that. I’m not going to press on anymore of your links- you’re sick- get help! My eyes are burning…

I’m sorry.

For Jamel

BigBad, you are a true bastard.
My children wanted to know what flip flop meant.  I told them they were probably a pair of sandals, and they wanted to see.  So I showed them, and what do I get but a pair of your young lovers, you homosexual son of a bitch.

And then your “apology” to Jamel, the girls are not even real.  THEY ARE CARTOONS! 

Although that is right up Jamel’s alley, I suppose.  He usually jerks off to comic books, since no actual woman would get near his diseased and leperous pecker.

You bastards.

Happy Holidays NY

I just wanted to echo Pat’s incredulity. The idea that LittleMan is in any way an arbiter of moral values is a joke. His continued insistence to lecture concerning one man’s choices and how, should the Bears fail to meet LittleMan’s expectations they are somehow failing sport and humanity as a whole, is of course, absurd.

So I’ll just direct my post to LittleMan, who I’m sure is reading this- Stop. Stop pretending that you have any insight into this matter. You are in no better position to judge this man than anyone else. So keep your ill-informed panic attacks to yourself.

Pat hit the nail on the head- if expectations dictated reality, you, LittleMan, would receive a swift steeltoe to the nose every morning. Instead, you are paid ridiculous amounts of money to post your opinion.

Keith, Keith, Keith....what are we going to do with you??? So insulting, so negative, so mean....who made you this way?
And to BBB- why do you have a picture of Keith’s wife? Was she a present?

Ha ha, you little insignificant bastard.  My wife is way hotter than that.

I don’t like the skinny, “Somalian” chick look.

My wife only weighs 110 lbs, but she looks a lot better than that stick.  Who was she, BBB, your sister?  Thanks for the gift, but no thanks.  Throw her to Jamel, he’ll take anything.

Oh what the hell, it’s a holiday. NY, Jamel, share like the brothers you are. And, no, she is not my sister or anyhow related to me. Most of my immediate family is big and ugly like me. I promise that you would rather see F***tard nude before any of my clan.

But, on September 19th of this year I got a very cool birthday present. My long suffering girlfriend married me. And she is MUCH better looking than me.

So, I’ll post something that NY’s kids can finally see without needing additional therapy.

Our Wedding

You son of a bitch.  I told my children they could see this picture, and what do I get, but a gorilla raping an innocent, hot woman?

What the hell man.  Bestiality is not my thing, and your little “king kong” picture was disgusting.

Thanks a lot, bastard.

In honor of SouthSideSlim;

Smith has his own problems. In his third season, he still doesn’t strike me as a dynamic sideline operator, even in matters as simple as throwing flags on replay challenges.

Just say it the way you mean it F***tard.

The constant second guessing and criticism of a 12-2 NFL head coach has nothing to do with the play calls, personnel decisions or player loyalty.

Lovie Smith is black. And also the head coach of the Bears.

And F***tard does not like that one little bit.

To belittle Smith for the Tank Johnson affair and the decision to carry last weekend’s game into overtime (which worked) and then suggest that this coach does not warrant a contract extension can all be chalked up to one common denominator.

Racism.

And a lot of it.

At this point, F***tard must view Himself as the Messiah* (and a WHITE hope at that) for all Chicago Sports.

Pretty dangerous thinking indeed.

F***tard is nothing more than an even uglier (inward and outward) replica of the horrendous Rosie O’Donnell.

Random thought. F***tard and O’Donnell procreating. Exactly which one would be the sperm producer and who possesses the vagina in such a mating pairing?

Shudder.

Anything short of the creation of the Anti-Christ would be a Christmas miracle indeed.

Here’s hoping F***tard insults the Donald.

Perhaps it would inspire a new Trump reality based television show entitled The Donald versus the F***tard.

Fire the F***tard.

More later,

Tyrone Briggs

Tyrone, I respect what you said, but I don’t think it has anything to do with racism.  Remember how much of a man-crush he had on Michael Jordan?  He couldn’t wait to suck his dick any chance he got.

Yeah, TB, Jay isn’t really a racist. He’s a classist. Look at how he breaks things down; Jordan, Tiger and Billy Bean, et al, are great guys in his book. When people don’t act nice and respectable, out come the “thug life” references.

In his twisted world Matt’s Cyrus and Ichabod are kings. Which leads me to wonder just how fucked up his kids are, but that’s another blog.

He likes people who pretend to be what they are not, or at least not completely. Anyone else is ripe for dissection.

That attitude allows for racism. And it allows for painting many with a broad brush. And the color he uses is always shit stained.

You mean F***tard likes us folk when we act all white & proper?

As yourself if F***tard would be jumping all over Nick Saban and Jerry Angelo (who is only thrown in this column* for the ‘appearance’ of not being a bigot) under the exact same circumstance?

Guys, seriously I hate bringing up the race card but F***tard’s slandering of minorities has intensified since the return of His “vacation"*.

And I wouldn’t even be bringing this up at all if I did not feel this attiude “ringing true”. However I do appreciate the opportunity to discuss this perspective on this blog.

Perhaps that’s why F***tard doesn’t even list an email address even though the other columnists certainly do. (F***tard = inbox@suntimes.com?)

Or maybe its because F***tard does not think people like me are even literate?

Is that why the minions blog about my racial identity?

BBB and Keith- Jordan and those guys (especially Tiger- look at his wife) are the whitest black men that ever existed- that’s why Mr Fudd couldn’t wait to suck his dick any chance he got.

Most racist people “tolerate” black individuals that fit into the “white society” and are seen to adapt to upper class lifestyles but these same individuals (like Mr Fudd) are still racist towards the other 99.9% of the black community.

These figures aren’t exactely the best example of proving that F***tard isn’t a racist bastard- sorry.... but everything he writes about concerning black sports players like Tank, Lovie, and others fit right into the KKK handbook.

White and proper? If you knew me presonally you would be laughing your ass off at the thought. I’ll try it another way; Samuel L. Jackson = Good, David Chapelle = Bad.

That being said, you are right that his more recent scribblings have painted minorities in a consistently less than favorable light. I may be white, but I’m not completely clueless. Some of the time, anyway.

Oh, and for SSS;

Re-read this statement. It just oozes prejudice…

Smith has his own problems. In his third season, he still doesn’t strike me as a dynamic sideline operator, even in matters as simple as throwing flags on replay challenges.

Lovie Smith is not “intelligent enough” to coach in the NFL?

Just why doesn’t Smith “strike” F***tard as being able to handle coaching the Bears?

12-2 ?

Lovie can’t handle “simple” tasks such as throwing a red flag?

You tell me how I SHOULD FEEL what F***tard is really saying.

Just like blacks aren’t smart enough to be quarterbacks? Or manage in the big leagues?

12-2 right?

You know what? I am not black, can’t pretend to be black and am not capable of knowing something completely outside my existance. In other words, when in doubt, defer to the experts. And that is exactly what I am going to do here.

Can anyone here honestly justify F***tard shitting all over Lovie Smith’s decision to win last weekend’s game in overtime, especially when this strategy was successful?

Okay, I’m getting off the soap box. It is supposed to be the holiday season. Don’t mean to be an angry bastard here at Jay the Joke 24/7.

Have to admit though the best gift of all would be....

FIRE THE F***tard!

I’m with ButtloverBill on this one.  Tyrone and Jamel should know.
So I agree.  F***tard is a closet KKK faggot.